24, pirate, college student, not drunk. Fan of oompa loompas, leprechauns, and hobbits. Chocoholic, perfectionist, procrastinator.

Love me elsewhere! I share photographs on Flickr, hilarity on Twitter, videos on Vimeo, and so much more. Get the full list here.

I've been quoted in a book! Buy it using this link, and some of the proceeds will be given to support Lucy Kate Hopkins.