One of my favorite suffixes of all times when giving spur-of-the-moment nicknames is "-pants." Someone who is whining incessantly may find himself the recipient of the nickname "Moany McWhinypants." A cranky person would obviously be "Señor Crankypants," and one of my dear friends earned the permanent nickname of "Danielpants." It was after this permanent nickname came about that I respectively became "Rachelskirts." Clearly, I had it coming. Since then, it has become one of my favorite nicknames to date.

The people who rock my socks the most are allowed to shorten the nickname to "Skirts," but they also end up with nicknames like Pimp and Boychild and Team Christmas and Pants.