I know I just told you about my awesome brother like five seconds ago, but my family members seem to be having a competition for who can be the coolest (and dorkiest) human being ever to exist. My dad? He called me in to his study a few hours ago.
"Rach, do you have a sec?"
"Mmf... Sure." (Really, I had a buttload of work to do. But hey, when your family's on a roll, work can wait.)
"So, I don't know if you play this game or not, but it's a pretty cool Star Wars game. It has all these fun cheats, too. Like, see here? I can pull up the Death Star. You'd think that'd be the most destructive thing in the game. But do you want to know what the most feared thing is in the entire game? Watch this. It's a killer Ewok!!"
I love my family.

Comments (7)
Sanko
January 22, 2008 12:47 AM
Hahaha!! "I don't know if you play this game or not." I don't think anybody does anymore, other than him. Good ol' pop.
Thursday's Child
January 22, 2008 1:04 AM
Hey, everybody knows that the killer Ewoks are WAY more scary than the Death Star could ever hope to be.
Chris Magnusson
January 22, 2008 1:14 AM
Are killer Ewoks not mogwai?
Rachelskirts
January 22, 2008 1:17 AM
Sanko - As long as he isn't trying to play Sims 2, I don't really care what he plays. And hey, at least he's not spending his day on the world's lamest virtual keyboard website ever.
Thursday's Child - Nuh-uh! Ewoks are cute! And cuddly!
Chris Magnusson - The creature's name is literally like, "The Killer Ewok!" or possibly even "The Killer Ewok of DOOM!" It's pretty dramatic and hilarious.
Team Christmas
January 22, 2008 6:43 AM
Which game was this? Oh, and Chris, ewoks and mogwai are two very different things. Very very very different...
gRegor
January 22, 2008 6:47 AM
Cute and cuddly maybe, but they kicked some serious ass on Endor.
I'm curious what game, too.
Chris Magnusson
January 22, 2008 4:04 PM
I remember now... Ewoks have those cute little ears (Cute Overload would make reference to eating them) but Mogwai have the huge, pointy ones. And Ewoks often wear clothes. Otherwise, I think they look astoundingly alike.