Bite-Sized Post (Now with More Marshmallows!)
Using one of my trademark phrases, "gag me with a spork," was a lot more entertaining before I had a titanium spork sitting on my desk.
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March 06, 2008
Oh, my gourd, what is that, a trophy for eating the most school lunch? Titanium Spork = WIN.
March 06, 2008
omg. Titanium spork ftw!
I forgot to bring mine today. I hope I just have pickupable food for lunch. I should know what's in it, because I made it. But I don't.
March 06, 2008
golfwidow: It was actually a Christmas present from my friend, Pimp! He also sent me the pirate/ninja launchers that I was able to use on my coworkers a while back. Best Christmas presents EVER. (All of those were from ThinkGeek.com, if you're interested in your own rad knick-knacks. Or you, know, if YOU have a birthday coming up. Or a Golfwidowism holiday that involves gift-giving.)
chris: +50 cool points to you.
March 06, 2008
It just all became a little bit too real, didn't it? Reality can be a bitch sometimes. :(
March 10, 2008
You have an actual titanium spork? That's amazing.
March 10, 2008
Thursday's Child: Reality and I are not BFFs.
seven: My friends give the best gifts. :)