Elijah Wood, I'm Still Waiting

October 5, 2008 2:53 PM

Number of marriage proposals this month: 5
Number of boyfriends this year: 0
Number of calculators required to figure out how stupid that is: 42

Life is such a tease sometimes.

Comments (9)

Blindsquirrel

October 15, 2008 8:13 PM

Five this month already? That's an average of once every three days. If you keep that pace you'll have five more by Halloween. Now, that's spooky!

Rachelskirts

October 15, 2008 9:25 PM

I meant in the past thirty days, but four of them were actually this week. I don't know what's going on here, but I feel like this is a worldwide conspiracy.

Jace of Fuse!

October 16, 2008 1:06 AM

Re: Worldwide Conspiracy

<Insert comical marriage proposal for effect> FNORD

Jace of Fuse!

October 16, 2008 1:09 AM

WOW. Because I placed some wit inside brackets the blogging scripts waxed my attempt at humor and left behind nothing but the trailing FNORD. Excuse me if I find that a little bit ironic.

Rachelskirts

October 16, 2008 7:10 AM

Haha, fixed it. That was pretty awesome, though.

Joel

October 16, 2008 8:27 AM

WHAT?!?

Be careful out there! lol

Anonymous

October 17, 2008 7:34 PM

Haha well at least you got proposed too! That's always interesting!

Anon2

October 18, 2008 6:02 AM

You failed to state whether you accepted any of these proposals...

Gilligan

October 18, 2008 7:45 PM

Heh. Well I think I might just have to jump on this bandwagon! :-p Maybe not, but you're sure worth 5, or more! ;-) It'll be pretty interesting to see where this all goes! :-p I know where your eyes are set though... Have a wonderful time fending off all those fetching boys!