Elijah Wood, I'm Still Waiting
Number of marriage proposals this month: 5
Number of boyfriends this year: 0
Number of calculators required to figure out how stupid that is: 42
Life is such a tease sometimes.
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October 15, 2008
Five this month already? That's an average of once every three days. If you keep that pace you'll have five more by Halloween. Now, that's spooky!
October 15, 2008
I meant in the past thirty days, but four of them were actually this week. I don't know what's going on here, but I feel like this is a worldwide conspiracy.
October 16, 2008
Re: Worldwide Conspiracy
<Insert comical marriage proposal for effect> FNORD
October 16, 2008
WOW. Because I placed some wit inside brackets the blogging scripts waxed my attempt at humor and left behind nothing but the trailing FNORD. Excuse me if I find that a little bit ironic.
October 16, 2008
Haha, fixed it. That was pretty awesome, though.
October 16, 2008
WHAT?!?
Be careful out there! lol
October 17, 2008
Haha well at least you got proposed too! That's always interesting!
October 18, 2008
You failed to state whether you accepted any of these proposals...
October 18, 2008
Heh. Well I think I might just have to jump on this bandwagon! :-p Maybe not, but you're sure worth 5, or more! ;-) It'll be pretty interesting to see where this all goes! :-p I know where your eyes are set though... Have a wonderful time fending off all those fetching boys!