The People I Know

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She is gullible, unaware of her own ignorance, opinionated, and convincing. Give her a few years, and she'll be buying pasta strainers and egg poachers from late-night infomercials. With just the right hint, she will find her way in front of the camera, prattling on about a diet pill that takes stains out of laundry.

He is educated, immature, prideful, and vain. You don't have to ask to know; he definitely thinks that song is about him.

She is beautiful, clever, strong, and vulnerable. Her passion is her greatest asset and her greatest weakness, but she doesn't know it yet.

He is argumentative, brilliant, sentimental, and broken. I miss him.