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April 2008
Wed, 16:
Botched Electrocutions, Anyone?
Tue, 15:
Quite Content to Be a Noun
Mon, 14:
Run, Skirts, Run!
Sun, 13:
Post-It Note Confessions: Part Three
Sat, 12:
The Fairest of Them All
Fri, 11:
Hold the Nerdsauce
Thu, 10:
When Practice Doesn't Make Perfect
Wed, 09:
Addicted to Your Love
Tue, 08:
Skills Inventory
Mon, 07:
Kiss and Tell
Sun, 06:
A Sad Day for HGTV and PETA
Sat, 05:
E is for "Excellent" . . . or "Extremely Boring."
Fri, 04:
Post-It Note Confessions: Part Two
Thu, 03:
Most Boring Family Ever
Wed, 02:
Post-It Note Confessions: Part One
Tue, 01:
That Fruity Little Hat Kills Me
March 2008
Mon, 31:
"S-T-O-P, new word, I-T."
Sun, 30:
A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Sat, 29:
Cheap Therapy 2: Puppies
Fri, 28:
Technical Difficulties in Skirtsville
Thu, 27:
The Inevitable Twitter Entry
Wed, 26:
These Bullets Won't Kill You
Tue, 25:
Unrequited Love: Part Infinity
Mon, 24:
A Case of the Mondays
Sun, 23:
Questions That Need Answering
Sat, 22:
Best Egg Hunt Ever
Fri, 21:
When N64 Becomes Rachtastic
Thu, 20:
Not Loving this Craptop
Wed, 19:
I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
Tue, 18:
By Thursday's Child, The Big-Brained and Great-Grammared
Mon, 17:
Slow Child at Play
Sun, 16:
Trying to Find the Bright Side
Sat, 15:
One Ring to Cure Them All
Fri, 14:
Cheap Therapy
Thu, 13:
In Serious Need of a Trap Door in the Floor
Wed, 12:
America, I Think We Have a Winner
Tue, 11:
A Spoonful of Crazy Makes the Rumors Go 'Round
Mon, 10:
Serious Skirts: Racism
Sun, 09:
Second Generation Nerd
Sat, 08:
Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Three
Fri, 07:
You've Got a Friend in Me
Thu, 06:
Where Chocolate, Sock Monkeys, and American Idol Collide
Wed, 05:
Bite-Sized Post (Now with More Marshmallows!)
Tue, 04:
Team Memedroids 2: Crazy Eights
Mon, 03:
24 + Crappy Artwork = This Entry
Sun, 02:
Patience is a virtue. Impatience is the reality.
Sat, 01:
In Which I Broach the Subject of Leg Hair
February 2008
Thu, 28:
Reality Television: Now 1% More Useful
Wed, 27:
Refraining from making a "hump day" joke. Or not.
Tue, 26:
Forecast: Buttfaced Tuesdays Ahead
Mon, 25:
Mama's Little Procrastinators
Sun, 24:
By James, Who Probably Has a Cute Accent and Slays Dragons for a Living
Sat, 23:
I am poor. You are generous?
Fri, 22:
Dear The World:
Thu, 21:
Asking for Trouble. Again.
Wed, 20:
Lazyskirts
Tue, 19:
In Which I Ignore the Wisdom of Dooce*
Mon, 18:
My Friends! You Bow to No One...
Sun, 17:
Candyland Meets Skirtsville
Sat, 16:
Famous Last Words
Fri, 15:
I Spell Konfusion with a K
Thu, 14:
You're My Favorite Work of Art
Wed, 13:
Peace, Love, and Mittens
Tue, 12:
Chunkyskirts, Juan Pedro, and Sanko
Mon, 11:
When Ebaumsworld Was My World, Too
Sun, 10:
I'm bringin Calvin and Hobbes back. (Beat that, Justin.)
Sat, 09:
In Which I Try to Avoid Using the Phrase "Wicked Awesome"
Fri, 08:
Cultured Skirts
Thu, 07:
Global Bruising
Wed, 06:
By GolfWidow, The Coolest of the Cool
Tue, 05:
Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Two
Mon, 04:
My Very First Photograph
Sun, 03:
Rachelskirts vs. People Who Love Football
Sat, 02:
"On a scale of one to awesome, I'm super cool."
Fri, 01:
The Best Advice Usually Includes Llamas
January 2008
Thu, 31:
My Future? It's a Bright One.
Wed, 30:
Getting What I Need
Tue, 29:
Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. One
Mon, 28:
More Socks and More Monkeys
Sun, 27:
Speaking of Target...
Sat, 26:
I Less Than Three Sock Monkeys
Fri, 25:
Bulleted List, Volume 493957
Thu, 24:
To Arthur Dent:
Wed, 23:
Failed Love Letter #2
Tue, 22:
My Dad Is Pretty Cool, Too
Mon, 21:
You Should Love My Little Brother
Sun, 20:
Go Team Memedroids!
Sat, 19:
My True Love Gave Me a Swiffer Duster
Fri, 18:
I also wouldn't mind one of those Starbucks gift cards.
Thu, 17:
Rachel + Skirts + The Windy City
Wed, 16:
Yes, I love the smell of elevators. Still.
Tue, 15:
This Turn is No Longer Unexpected
Mon, 14:
In Which I Discover the True Cost of Procrastination
Sun, 13:
Unexpected Turn for the Sappy, Part Two
Sat, 12:
Best Wedding Ever
Fri, 11:
"Have you ever heard a hungry dinosaur hiccup in the wind?"
Thu, 10:
After a Conversation about Second Life, Sims 2, and World of Warcraft:
Wed, 09:
Avenging my Childhood
Tue, 08:
I'm turning into a yogurt commercial.
Mon, 07:
To an Anonymous Reader:
Sun, 06:
Unexpected Turn for the Sappy
Sat, 05:
Just a Spoonful of Yeti . . .
Fri, 04:
Facts of Life
Thu, 03:
I just secured my position as Biggest Loser of 2008.
Wed, 02:
List? Check. Picture? Check. Frodo Baggins? Check.
Tue, 01:
And so begins the year of insanity...
December 2007
Mon, 31:
This Post Made Possible by Sparkling White Grape Juice
Mon, 31:
Rule 4: More Booze (Just Kidding)
Sat, 29:
Why I Shouldn't Read the News
Sun, 23:
Cute clothes are cheaper than therapy anyway.
Sat, 15:
Therapization: Round One
Mon, 10:
The Skirts, Unraveled
Thu, 06:
Talking to Strangers
Wed, 05:
Wanted: More Blankets
Sat, 01:
Let the winter hibernation begin!
November 2007
Fri, 30:
Don't let our brilliance intimidate you.
Thu, 29:
They got a pepper bar!
Wed, 28:
Food for Thought
Tue, 27:
Where would I be without Paint?
Mon, 26:
Just kidding. Hand over the chocolate.
Sun, 25:
I'll do laundry after I level up, Mom!
Sat, 24:
Born and Raised in America
Fri, 23:
I won't be hugging any trees this week.
Thu, 22:
Staying Far Away from Mirrors and Scales
Wed, 21:
Driving Through the Midwest: Still Boring
Tue, 20:
To Grandmother's House We Go
Mon, 19:
79 is the 22nd prime number.
Sun, 18:
Internet Déjà Vu
Sat, 17:
Halloween 2008: Costume Idea
Fri, 16:
America, I worry about you sometimes.
Thu, 15:
Flaring my nostrils wasn't working anyway.
Wed, 14:
Reality is gonna kick me in the shins tomorrow.
Tue, 13:
A Firm Believer in Having and Eating One's Cake
Mon, 12:
I hope this week never ends.
Sun, 11:
The simple things in life . . .
Sat, 10:
Don't make me leave!
Fri, 09:
Posting from my phone.
Thu, 08:
I should totally be packing right now.
Wed, 07:
Frequently Obsessive-Compulsive Flyer
Tue, 06:
I'd rather be playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
Mon, 05:
Yeah, these boys are so cool that they make Wal*mart fun.
Sun, 04:
BFF Applications Available Upon Request
Sun, 04:
Small, Teensy NaBloPoMo Rant
Sat, 03:
I owe it all to Bill Watterson. And Scott Adams.
Fri, 02:
The Ever-Present Gloom of Adolescence
Thu, 01:
I used to spell "school" with a K. On purpose.
Thu, 01:
NaBloPoMo 2007
October 2007
Sat, 27:
86 Useless Facts Left to Write, 86 Useless Facts . . .
Fri, 26:
Clearly, I'm not the one chosen to bring sexy back.
Thu, 25:
Dora the Demon
Tue, 23:
Pumpkin or Cartman? Your call.
Fri, 19:
Once Upon a Bagel
Tue, 16:
Too bad I'm lazy.
Mon, 15:
Twisted Logic
Sun, 14:
News Flash
Sat, 13:
Genius on Wheels
Fri, 12:
At least the obituary will be joyful.
Thu, 11:
91 Things Still Not Accounted For
Wed, 10:
Stubbornness is what really killed the cat.
Sat, 06:
You know you live in Chicago when . . .
Fri, 05:
May I alphabetize those calories for you?
Thu, 04:
The cat isn't the only ridiculous one in this family.
Wed, 03:
This is the same cat who thinks he's a dog.
September 2007
Sat, 29:
The music video will be hella tight.
Fri, 28:
96 Things Called In Sick
Sat, 22:
Sadly, things only went downhill from here.
Sat, 15:
Childhood Tales: Professing My Love
Wed, 12:
Fear of the Unknown
Sun, 09:
Happy Birthday, Saggyskirts!
Sun, 02:
Two Days 'Til I'm Twenty-Two
August 2007
Sat, 25:
Putting the "Wreck" in "Emotional Trainwreck"
Thu, 23:
Ugly backdrops are the key to really great pictures.
Wed, 22:
You might want to disown me right about now.
Thu, 16:
My desk belonged to Mary Poppins in a previous life.
Sat, 11:
Photo Twittering: The Start of a New Obsession?
Fri, 10:
In Which the Internet Loses One Cool Point... Maybe Two
Sat, 04:
Why Taking Off Your Pants Can Save Lives
July 2007
Mon, 30:
Finally Emptying Out My Camera
Sun, 29:
Popcorn Ceilings: Real Estate's Version of Pimples
Fri, 27:
My dad? He's a good guy.
Thu, 26:
I guess I'll start up that orphanage some other week.
Fri, 20:
We take road trip traditions very seriously in my family.
Fri, 20:
Mud-Wrestling Babes vs. Browser Battles
Thu, 19:
"I'm gonna be a procrastinator one day."
Mon, 16:
Revenge for all those years of incessant tattling.
Fri, 13:
Cleaning out the virtual attic...
Fri, 13:
Miss Skirts, stop your bellyachin'.
Thu, 12:
Employing pansies since 1978.
Sat, 07:
In which I use the word "invite" a lot...
Fri, 06:
Even Chuck Norris is impressed.
Wed, 04:
Should I die for my country today...
June 2007
Sat, 30:
The Official "Name That Car!" Contest:
Sat, 30:
June 2007 Site Update
Wed, 27:
Living vicariously through myself...
Mon, 25:
On the plus side, a lot of my Sims characters are getting promotions.
Sat, 23:
Confessions of an anal-retentive perfectionist:
Fri, 22:
Making it quite obvious that I'm still unemployed.
Thu, 21:
No victory dances just yet...
Wed, 20:
Reason #937 that more stores should be open past midnight.
Tue, 19:
Maybe I can avoid calling him by name.
Sat, 16:
If I get this job, I am
so
paying to turn on the air conditioning.
Thu, 14:
The brownies were pretty gosh dang delicious, too.
Tue, 12:
Oh, and my iPod still won't turn on.
Tue, 12:
Just one more reason to love Chicago...
Mon, 11:
Cool. Now my leg hurts, too.
Sun, 10:
That will be the real nightmare.
Fri, 08:
My biography is gonna be one hell of a read.
Wed, 06:
"You and your empty promises of holding hands..."
Mon, 04:
And so begins the wedding season...
May 2007
Sun, 27:
Because the Egyptians made it sound so fun...
Wed, 23:
I still have a crush on Seth Cohen.
Thu, 17:
Seriously, now. A rolling lollipop?
Wed, 16:
Decorating for my Sims is much easier.
Wed, 09:
Packing away some lovely memories...
Thu, 03:
The high price of fame...
Tue, 01:
My kind of town...
April 2007
Sun, 29:
Blent was the roar of flame with weeping...
Wed, 25:
More adventures with Herpes the Cockroach...
Tue, 24:
The footsteps of doom...
Mon, 23:
Don't try this one at home, kids.
Sun, 22:
Also a handy feature to install on children and cats...
Sat, 21:
You might be a
redneck
college student...
Sat, 14:
I hope I have TiVo before next year's Olympics...
Wed, 11:
Maybe life isn't
so
wretched...
Mon, 09:
RE: Hell Week 2007
Mon, 02:
What if the apple
wants
to fall far from the tree?
Sun, 01:
Write scary entry on murder? Check.
March 2007
Mon, 26:
If only I had wanted a pony like every other little girl...
Sun, 25:
The hypotenuse is by far the most romantic side of the triangle.
Fri, 16:
I'm failing to see the attraction here.
Sat, 10:
I never miss saying "bomb" until I'm in an airport.
Sun, 04:
Breaking promises instead of breaking hearts...
Fri, 02:
I have this uncontrollable urge to punch someone.
Fri, 02:
The Lullaby League vs. The Lollipop Guild
February 2007
Tue, 27:
Goddesses of the internet...
Tue, 27:
I would paint flaming bunnies on the side.
Tue, 27:
P.S. Please stop wearing tapered pants.
Mon, 26:
My passion for fonts made me famous.
Sat, 24:
Take a little trip with me.
Sat, 24:
It's Charmander, in case you were wondering.
Thu, 22:
Even my plants drink filtered water.
Wed, 21:
Parents, do not try this at home.
Wed, 14:
Club is the bestest floor ever.
December 2006
Sat, 30:
Test Entry #1
Sat, 30:
Warning: Revamp in Progress
Wed, 27:
It's alive!!
Bio:
22, pirate, college student, not drunk. Fan of oompa loompas, leprechauns, and hobbits. Chocoholic, perfectionist, procrastinator.
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