- Sun, 28: Blame It on My Youth
- Fri, 08: Welcome to 2010
- Thu, 24: Ode to Mr. Kittypants
- Sat, 12: Get off the Road! Quick!
- Tue, 08: Frosty the Snowskirts
- Mon, 09: On Second Thought, Forget the Trip to Antarctica
- Sun, 08: She's Gonna Blow!
- Sat, 07: It's the One Involving Space Camp
- Fri, 06: I Has a Bucket
- Thu, 05: Nine Lazy Lives
- Wed, 04: Bacon Famous: Before They Were Famous (or Bacon)
- Tue, 03: Where the Air Is Rarified
- Mon, 02: P.S.
- Mon, 02: The Most Endearing Salad Fork of All
- Sun, 01: A Verbose Start to NaBloPoMo 2009
- Wed, 28: Hastily Jotted Down Notes from a Recent Dream
- Mon, 26: Sorry Again, Miss Lobster
- Wed, 14: Serial Flosser
- Wed, 30: Intermission
- Sat, 19: The Nose Knows: Part Two
- Tue, 15: Shaken, Not Stirred
- Sun, 13: Reunion Recap
- Sat, 12: The Nose Knows: Part One
- Wed, 09: In Which My Cake Is Taken Hostage and/or Kidnapped
- Wed, 02: Honorable Mention
- Mon, 31: Start Building That Ark Now
- Tue, 25: My Gentleman Caller
- Tue, 28: Rockskirts vs. Rollskirts
- Thu, 18: Never Saw Things Going So Right
- Wed, 03: Balance
- Sat, 30: World's Best Dad
- Sun, 24: Hide the Knives
- Sat, 23: Lunch Break
- Wed, 20: American History: Bacon and Peglegs
- Sun, 26: In Which Obesity and Poverty Just Got Easier
- Thu, 23: Had Me a Blast
- Tue, 21: Hold the Humidity, Please
- Thu, 09: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
- Sat, 04: If James Bond Was a Cat Lady
- Fri, 27: Journal Excerpts, March 2009
- Wed, 25: Team Best Friends
- Wed, 04: When the Day Met the Night
- Sun, 22: I Live in a Pineapple Under the Sea
- Sat, 21: Confessions
- Fri, 20: Fool of a Took
- Thu, 19: Spinach Popsicles for Everyone
- Wed, 18: Second Is the Best
- Sat, 31: Friday Night at Panera
- Wed, 28: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
- Sat, 10: Not Joking
- Fri, 09: And More Oreos, Francis
- Sat, 03: Next Step: Workin' on my Whiskey Face
- Thu, 01: Turning Over a New Leaf . . . or a New Tree
- Wed, 31: Another Year-End Post Sponsored by Sparkling White Grape Juice
- Wed, 17: Lessons Learned
- Tue, 16: Sageskirts Advice: Wisdom Teeth Edition
- Fri, 05: Steal This Idea: Google Board Game
- Thu, 04: Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?
- Sun, 23: Googleskirts
- Sat, 22: Community College Chronicles: Part Two
- Fri, 21: Community College Chronicles: Part One
- Thu, 20: Buried Treasure
- Wed, 19: Atop the Lonely Mountain
- Tue, 18: Take a Number
- Mon, 17: Hindsight
- Sun, 16: Angel Pee
- Sat, 15: Wanna Watch Kung Fu?
- Fri, 14: Bond. Super Hot James Bond.
- Thu, 13: Steal This Idea: Computer Virus
- Wed, 12: Grannyskirts vs. Crazy Internet Words
- Tue, 11: Eat One, Adopt the Other
- Mon, 10: Necessary Dancing Only, Please
- Sun, 09: Grumpyskirts
- Sat, 08: Fraidyskirts
- Fri, 07: Happy Late Early Birthday Christmas Day!
- Thu, 06: Proving That There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question
- Wed, 05: The Only Tree Worth Hugging
- Tue, 04: Forget Terrorists and Beauty Queens
- Mon, 03: Steal This Idea: Drive-Thru Desserts
- Sun, 02: Save Money by Ordering Now
- Sat, 01: Voted Most Likely to Become a Cat Lady
- Sat, 11: Plenty of Sunshine Headin' My Way
- Fri, 10: Open Mouth, Insert Foot
- Thu, 09: Next Up: Curing the Common Cold
- Wed, 08: Amber Is the Color of Your Energy
- Tue, 07: She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
- Mon, 06: Whistle While You Work
- Sun, 05: Elijah Wood, I'm Still Waiting
- Sat, 04: In Case This College Thing Doesn't Work Out
- Fri, 03: We Give You Thanks for Californiaaa, Here We Come
- Thu, 02: Pew Pew!
- Wed, 01: Catch-22: Hermit Edition
- Tue, 30: My Room is a Time Capsule
- Mon, 29: Sippin' on My Haterade
- Sun, 28: Until Frodo Baggins Becomes President, That Is
- Sat, 27: I Prefer Catbert, Personally
- Fri, 26: My Momma Raised a Quitter
- Thu, 25: Sneaky Pete
- Wed, 24: More Talk of Cat Ladies
- Tue, 23: Internet, Say Hello to the Puppy
- Mon, 22: Time to Calculate Manufacturing Overhead! Yeehaw!
- Sun, 21: Stubbornness Kills the Cat Again
- Sat, 20: Potential Google Soulmate
- Fri, 19: I Don't Usually Hold With Foreign Food
- Thu, 18: But There Were Some Who Resisted
- Wed, 17: The King Has Got a Crown Again
- Tue, 16: Squirrel Power
- Mon, 15: P.S. Bees Still Freak Me Out
- Sun, 14: The Scent of Guilt
- Sat, 13: Cerebellum'd!
- Fri, 12: The Shards of Narsil
- Thu, 11: Forget Growing Up
- Wed, 10: Quite Content to Ignore and Be Ignored
- Tue, 09: Goodbye, Summer
- Mon, 08: Oompa Loompas and Top Hats
- Sun, 07: Sneezyskirts and Sternutation Cat
- Sat, 06: The Dorky Forked Spork (from Ork)
- Fri, 05: Just Kidding, Mom
- Thu, 04: The Year of the Basketball
- Wed, 03: The Best Part of Growing Up . . .
- Tue, 02: All Shall Love Me and Despair
- Mon, 01: For "Boston Boy"
- Sun, 31: Planning Ahead
- Thu, 03: The Wonder Minutes
- Wed, 02: Sober in Milwaukee: Jazz Fest
- Tue, 01: Sober in Milwaukee: Preston
- Mon, 30: Sober in Milwaukee: Ambassador Hotel
- Sun, 29: Sober in Milwaukee: Boat Tour 2
- Sat, 28: Sober in Milwaukee: Boat Tour 1
- Fri, 27: Sober in Milwaukee: Mall Madness
- Thu, 26: Sober in Milwaukee: Stains on the Welcome Mat
- Wed, 25: Sober in Milwaukee: Road Trip Games
- Tue, 24: Sober in Milwaukee: Summer Vacation 2008
- Mon, 23: No Cheese Curds This Time
- Sun, 22: Open a Door, Save a Life
- Sat, 21: Have Them Tip Their Hats
- Fri, 20: Put Me Down As "Very Satisfied"
- Thu, 19: You Laugh, But I Have the Stickers Somewhere
- Wed, 18: Questions That Need Answering: Round Two
- Tue, 17: And Bingo Was His Name-O
- Mon, 16: Already Needing a Nap
- Sun, 15: Flattery: The Handmaid of the Vices
- Sat, 14: Leaving the Muffin Tops to the Muffins
- Fri, 13: So That's Where the Sun Comes From
- Thu, 12: Ain't Too Proud to Beg
- Wed, 11: P.S. Pull Up Your Pants
- Tue, 10: P.S. Put On Some Pants
- Mon, 09: Buck Up, Soldier
- Sun, 08: If Only Irony Could Fuel Our Cars
- Sat, 07: Return to Sender
- Fri, 06: But, I Never Baked A Fancy Cake!
- Thu, 05: King of the Boundless Sea
- Wed, 04: Putting My Best Feet Forward
- Tue, 03: Nine in the Afternoon
- Mon, 02: Invitez-Moi à Votre Fête
- Sun, 01: Green-Eyed Monsterskirts
- Sat, 31: Not to Mention the Biggest Ella Fitzgerald Ever
- Fri, 30: Go Team Venture!
- Thu, 29: Don't Ask What Happened on June 30th
- Wed, 28: Fly Me to the Moon
- Tue, 27: We'll All Do the Fishstick
- Mon, 26: Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone
- Sun, 25: Late Night Tips: Working
- Sat, 24: Tip for Google Users
- Fri, 23: Internet Rehab
- Thu, 22: Final Chance to Make Fish-Naming History
- Wed, 21: Stowing Away in Dave Brubeck's Pocket
- Tue, 20: By Team Christmas
- Mon, 19: My Favorite Grass Addict
- Sun, 18: Cast Your Votes Now!
- Sat, 17: Not Alone Anymore
- Fri, 16: At Least I Like Cats
- Thu, 15: Keep In Mind, "Juan Pedro" Is Already Taken
- Wed, 14: Team Memedroids 3: White Tiger
- Tue, 13: Late Night Tips: Teh Interwebs
- Mon, 12: Play That Cloud Game With Me
- Sun, 11: Cabin Fever
- Sat, 10: Lazy Children Left Behind
- Fri, 09: On Behalf of Chocoholics Everywhere
- Thu, 08: Late Night Tips: Books
- Wed, 07: New Guest Blog Series
- Tue, 06: Post-It Glue: The Bond of Love
- Mon, 05: Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Caterpillar
- Sun, 04: Forgotten Memories
- Sat, 03: Holding on to Something
- Fri, 02: You Wouldn't Know a Good Thing
- Thu, 01: Unnecessary
- Wed, 30: By Gilligan, America's Finest List Mocker
- Tue, 29: Crusades: Round Six (Vacation Edition)
- Mon, 28: Packing Procrastinator
- Sun, 27: Crusades: Round Five
- Sat, 26: Turning in My Good Girl Badge
- Fri, 25: Crusades: Round Four
- Thu, 24: Crusades: Round Three
- Wed, 23: Crusades: Round Two
- Tue, 22: Crusades: Round One
- Mon, 21: Touché, Little Brother
- Sun, 20: Too Bad I'm Illiterate!
- Sat, 19: Use Your Inside Voices
- Fri, 18: Honest Abeskirts
- Thu, 17: Video Blogging Premiere
- Wed, 16: Botched Electrocutions, Anyone?
- Tue, 15: Quite Content to Be a Noun
- Mon, 14: Run, Skirts, Run!
- Sun, 13: Post-It Note Confessions: Part Three
- Sat, 12: The Fairest of Them All
- Fri, 11: Hold the Nerdsauce
- Thu, 10: When Practice Doesn't Make Perfect
- Wed, 09: Addicted to Your Love
- Tue, 08: Skills Inventory
- Mon, 07: Kiss and Tell
- Sun, 06: A Sad Day for HGTV and PETA
- Sat, 05: E is for "Excellent" . . . or "Extremely Boring."
- Fri, 04: Post-It Note Confessions: Part Two
- Thu, 03: Most Boring Family Ever
- Wed, 02: Post-It Note Confessions: Part One
- Tue, 01: That Fruity Little Hat Kills Me
- Mon, 31: "S-T-O-P, new word, I-T."
- Sun, 30: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- Sat, 29: Cheap Therapy 2: Puppies
- Fri, 28: Technical Difficulties in Skirtsville
- Thu, 27: The Inevitable Twitter Entry
- Wed, 26: These Bullets Won't Kill You
- Tue, 25: Unrequited Love: Part Infinity
- Mon, 24: A Case of the Mondays
- Sun, 23: Questions That Need Answering
- Sat, 22: Best Egg Hunt Ever
- Fri, 21: When N64 Becomes Rachtastic
- Thu, 20: Not Loving this Craptop
- Wed, 19: I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
- Tue, 18: By Thursday's Child, The Big-Brained and Great-Grammared
- Mon, 17: Slow Child at Play
- Sun, 16: Trying to Find the Bright Side
- Sat, 15: One Ring to Cure Them All
- Fri, 14: Cheap Therapy
- Thu, 13: In Serious Need of a Trap Door in the Floor
- Wed, 12: America, I Think We Have a Winner
- Tue, 11: A Spoonful of Crazy Makes the Rumors Go 'Round
- Mon, 10: Serious Skirts: Racism
- Sun, 09: Second Generation Nerd
- Sat, 08: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Three
- Fri, 07: You've Got a Friend in Me
- Thu, 06: Where Chocolate, Sock Monkeys, and American Idol Collide
- Wed, 05: Bite-Sized Post (Now with More Marshmallows!)
- Tue, 04: Team Memedroids 2: Crazy Eights
- Mon, 03: 24 + Crappy Artwork = This Entry
- Sun, 02: Patience is a virtue. Impatience is the reality.
- Sat, 01: In Which I Broach the Subject of Leg Hair
- Thu, 28: Reality Television: Now 1% More Useful
- Wed, 27: Refraining from making a "hump day" joke. Or not.
- Tue, 26: Forecast: Buttfaced Tuesdays Ahead
- Mon, 25: Mama's Little Procrastinators
- Sun, 24: By James, Who Probably Has a Cute Accent and Slays Dragons for a Living
- Sat, 23: I am poor. You are generous?
- Fri, 22: Dear The World:
- Thu, 21: Asking for Trouble. Again.
- Wed, 20: Lazyskirts
- Tue, 19: In Which I Ignore the Wisdom of Dooce*
- Mon, 18: My Friends! You Bow to No One...
- Sun, 17: Candyland Meets Skirtsville
- Sat, 16: Famous Last Words
- Fri, 15: I Spell Konfusion with a K
- Thu, 14: You're My Favorite Work of Art
- Wed, 13: Peace, Love, and Mittens
- Tue, 12: Chunkyskirts, Juan Pedro, and Sanko
- Mon, 11: When Ebaumsworld Was My World, Too
- Sun, 10: I'm bringin Calvin and Hobbes back. (Beat that, Justin.)
- Sat, 09: In Which I Try to Avoid Using the Phrase "Wicked Awesome"
- Fri, 08: Cultured Skirts
- Thu, 07: Global Bruising
- Wed, 06: By GolfWidow, The Coolest of the Cool
- Tue, 05: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Two
- Mon, 04: My Very First Photograph
- Sun, 03: Rachelskirts vs. People Who Love Football
- Sat, 02: "On a scale of one to awesome, I'm super cool."
- Fri, 01: The Best Advice Usually Includes Llamas
- Thu, 31: My Future? It's a Bright One.
- Wed, 30: Getting What I Need
- Tue, 29: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. One
- Mon, 28: More Socks and More Monkeys
- Sun, 27: Speaking of Target...
- Sat, 26: I Less Than Three Sock Monkeys
- Fri, 25: Bulleted List, Volume 493957
- Thu, 24: To Arthur Dent:
- Wed, 23: Failed Love Letter #2
- Tue, 22: My Dad Is Pretty Cool, Too
- Mon, 21: You Should Love My Little Brother
- Sun, 20: Go Team Memedroids!
- Sat, 19: My True Love Gave Me a Swiffer Duster
- Fri, 18: I also wouldn't mind one of those Starbucks gift cards.
- Thu, 17: Rachel + Skirts + The Windy City
- Wed, 16: Yes, I love the smell of elevators. Still.
- Tue, 15: This Turn is No Longer Unexpected
- Mon, 14: In Which I Discover the True Cost of Procrastination
- Sun, 13: Unexpected Turn for the Sappy, Part Two
- Sat, 12: Best Wedding Ever
- Fri, 11: "Have you ever heard a hungry dinosaur hiccup in the wind?"
- Thu, 10: After a Conversation about Second Life, Sims 2, and World of Warcraft:
- Wed, 09: Avenging my Childhood
- Tue, 08: I'm turning into a yogurt commercial.
- Mon, 07: To an Anonymous Reader:
- Sun, 06: Unexpected Turn for the Sappy
- Sat, 05: Just a Spoonful of Yeti . . .
- Fri, 04: Facts of Life
- Thu, 03: I just secured my position as Biggest Loser of 2008.
- Wed, 02: List? Check. Picture? Check. Frodo Baggins? Check.
- Tue, 01: And so begins the year of insanity...
- Mon, 31: This Post Made Possible by Sparkling White Grape Juice
- Mon, 31: Rule 4: More Booze (Just Kidding)
- Sat, 29: Why I Shouldn't Read the News
- Sun, 23: Cute clothes are cheaper than therapy anyway.
- Sat, 15: Therapization: Round One
- Mon, 10: The Skirts, Unraveled
- Thu, 06: Talking to Strangers
- Wed, 05: Wanted: More Blankets
- Sat, 01: Let the winter hibernation begin!
- Fri, 30: Don't let our brilliance intimidate you.
- Thu, 29: They got a pepper bar!
- Wed, 28: Food for Thought
- Tue, 27: Where would I be without Paint?
- Mon, 26: Just kidding. Hand over the chocolate.
- Sun, 25: I'll do laundry after I level up, Mom!
- Sat, 24: Born and Raised in America
- Fri, 23: I won't be hugging any trees this week.
- Thu, 22: Staying Far Away from Mirrors and Scales
- Wed, 21: Driving Through the Midwest: Still Boring
- Tue, 20: To Grandmother's House We Go
- Mon, 19: 79 is the 22nd prime number.
- Sun, 18: Internet Déjà Vu
- Sat, 17: Halloween 2008: Costume Idea
- Fri, 16: America, I worry about you sometimes.
- Thu, 15: Flaring my nostrils wasn't working anyway.
- Wed, 14: Reality is gonna kick me in the shins tomorrow.
- Tue, 13: A Firm Believer in Having and Eating One's Cake
- Mon, 12: I hope this week never ends.
- Sun, 11: The simple things in life . . .
- Sat, 10: Don't make me leave!
- Fri, 09: Posting from my phone.
- Thu, 08: I should totally be packing right now.
- Wed, 07: Frequently Obsessive-Compulsive Flyer
- Tue, 06: I'd rather be playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
- Mon, 05: Yeah, these boys are so cool that they make Wal*mart fun.
- Sun, 04: BFF Applications Available Upon Request
- Sun, 04: Small, Teensy NaBloPoMo Rant
- Sat, 03: I owe it all to Bill Watterson. And Scott Adams.
- Fri, 02: The Ever-Present Gloom of Adolescence
- Thu, 01: I used to spell "school" with a K. On purpose.
- Thu, 01: NaBloPoMo 2007
- Sat, 27: 86 Useless Facts Left to Write, 86 Useless Facts . . .
- Fri, 26: Clearly, I'm not the one chosen to bring sexy back.
- Thu, 25: Dora the Demon
- Tue, 23: Pumpkin or Cartman? Your call.
- Fri, 19: Once Upon a Bagel
- Tue, 16: Too bad I'm lazy.
- Mon, 15: Twisted Logic
- Sun, 14: News Flash
- Sat, 13: Genius on Wheels
- Fri, 12: At least the obituary will be joyful.
- Thu, 11: 91 Things Still Not Accounted For
- Wed, 10: Stubbornness is what really killed the cat.
- Sat, 06: You know you live in Chicago when . . .
- Fri, 05: May I alphabetize those calories for you?
- Thu, 04: The cat isn't the only ridiculous one in this family.
- Wed, 03: This is the same cat who thinks he's a dog.
- Sat, 29: The music video will be hella tight.
- Fri, 28: 96 Things Called In Sick
- Sat, 22: Sadly, things only went downhill from here.
- Sat, 15: Childhood Tales: Professing My Love
- Wed, 12: Fear of the Unknown
- Sun, 09: Happy Birthday, Saggyskirts!
- Sun, 02: Two Days 'Til I'm Twenty-Two
- Sat, 25: Putting the "Wreck" in "Emotional Trainwreck"
- Thu, 23: Ugly backdrops are the key to really great pictures.
- Wed, 22: You might want to disown me right about now.
- Thu, 16: My desk belonged to Mary Poppins in a previous life.
- Sat, 11: Photo Twittering: The Start of a New Obsession?
- Fri, 10: In Which the Internet Loses One Cool Point... Maybe Two
- Sat, 04: Why Taking Off Your Pants Can Save Lives
- Mon, 30: Finally Emptying Out My Camera
- Sun, 29: Popcorn Ceilings: Real Estate's Version of Pimples
- Fri, 27: My dad? He's a good guy.
- Thu, 26: I guess I'll start up that orphanage some other week.
- Fri, 20: We take road trip traditions very seriously in my family.
- Fri, 20: Mud-Wrestling Babes vs. Browser Battles
- Thu, 19: "I'm gonna be a procrastinator one day."
- Mon, 16: Revenge for all those years of incessant tattling.
- Fri, 13: Cleaning out the virtual attic...
- Fri, 13: Miss Skirts, stop your bellyachin'.
- Thu, 12: Employing pansies since 1978.
- Sat, 07: In which I use the word "invite" a lot...
- Fri, 06: Even Chuck Norris is impressed.
- Wed, 04: Should I die for my country today...
- Sat, 30: The Official "Name That Car!" Contest:
- Sat, 30: June 2007 Site Update
- Wed, 27: Living vicariously through myself...
- Mon, 25: On the plus side, a lot of my Sims characters are getting promotions.
- Sat, 23: Confessions of an anal-retentive perfectionist:
- Fri, 22: Making it quite obvious that I'm still unemployed.
- Thu, 21: No victory dances just yet...
- Wed, 20: Reason #937 that more stores should be open past midnight.
- Tue, 19: Maybe I can avoid calling him by name.
- Sat, 16: If I get this job, I am so paying to turn on the air conditioning.
- Thu, 14: The brownies were pretty gosh dang delicious, too.
- Tue, 12: Oh, and my iPod still won't turn on.
- Tue, 12: Just one more reason to love Chicago...
- Mon, 11: Cool. Now my leg hurts, too.
- Sun, 10: That will be the real nightmare.
- Fri, 08: My biography is gonna be one hell of a read.
- Wed, 06: "You and your empty promises of holding hands..."
- Mon, 04: And so begins the wedding season...
- Sun, 27: Because the Egyptians made it sound so fun...
- Wed, 23: I still have a crush on Seth Cohen.
- Thu, 17: Seriously, now. A rolling lollipop?
- Wed, 16: Decorating for my Sims is much easier.
- Wed, 09: Packing away some lovely memories...
- Thu, 03: The high price of fame...
- Tue, 01: My kind of town...
- Sun, 29: Blent was the roar of flame with weeping...
- Wed, 25: More adventures with Herpes the Cockroach...
- Tue, 24: The footsteps of doom...
- Mon, 23: Don't try this one at home, kids.
- Sun, 22: Also a handy feature to install on children and cats...
- Sat, 21: You might be a
redneckcollege student... - Sat, 14: I hope I have TiVo before next year's Olympics...
- Wed, 11: Maybe life isn't so wretched...
- Mon, 09: RE: Hell Week 2007
- Mon, 02: What if the apple wants to fall far from the tree?
- Sun, 01: Write scary entry on murder? Check.
- Mon, 26: If only I had wanted a pony like every other little girl...
- Sun, 25: The hypotenuse is by far the most romantic side of the triangle.
- Fri, 16: I'm failing to see the attraction here.
- Sat, 10: I never miss saying "bomb" until I'm in an airport.
- Sun, 04: Breaking promises instead of breaking hearts...
- Fri, 02: I have this uncontrollable urge to punch someone.
- Fri, 02: The Lullaby League vs. The Lollipop Guild
- Tue, 27: Goddesses of the internet...
- Tue, 27: I would paint flaming bunnies on the side.
- Tue, 27: P.S. Please stop wearing tapered pants.
- Mon, 26: My passion for fonts made me famous.
- Sat, 24: Take a little trip with me.
- Sat, 24: It's Charmander, in case you were wondering.
- Thu, 22: Even my plants drink filtered water.
- Wed, 21: Parents, do not try this at home.
- Wed, 14: Club is the bestest floor ever.
- Sat, 30: Test Entry #1
- Sat, 30: Warning: Revamp in Progress
- Wed, 27: It's alive!!
