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    April 2008

  • Wed, 16: Botched Electrocutions, Anyone?
  • Tue, 15: Quite Content to Be a Noun
  • Mon, 14: Run, Skirts, Run!
  • Sun, 13: Post-It Note Confessions: Part Three
  • Sat, 12: The Fairest of Them All
  • Fri, 11: Hold the Nerdsauce
  • Thu, 10: When Practice Doesn't Make Perfect
  • Wed, 09: Addicted to Your Love
  • Tue, 08: Skills Inventory
  • Mon, 07: Kiss and Tell
  • Sun, 06: A Sad Day for HGTV and PETA
  • Sat, 05: E is for "Excellent" . . . or "Extremely Boring."
  • Fri, 04: Post-It Note Confessions: Part Two
  • Thu, 03: Most Boring Family Ever
  • Wed, 02: Post-It Note Confessions: Part One
  • Tue, 01: That Fruity Little Hat Kills Me
  • March 2008

  • Mon, 31: "S-T-O-P, new word, I-T."
  • Sun, 30: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
  • Sat, 29: Cheap Therapy 2: Puppies
  • Fri, 28: Technical Difficulties in Skirtsville
  • Thu, 27: The Inevitable Twitter Entry
  • Wed, 26: These Bullets Won't Kill You
  • Tue, 25: Unrequited Love: Part Infinity
  • Mon, 24: A Case of the Mondays
  • Sun, 23: Questions That Need Answering
  • Sat, 22: Best Egg Hunt Ever
  • Fri, 21: When N64 Becomes Rachtastic
  • Thu, 20: Not Loving this Craptop
  • Wed, 19: I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
  • Tue, 18: By Thursday's Child, The Big-Brained and Great-Grammared
  • Mon, 17: Slow Child at Play
  • Sun, 16: Trying to Find the Bright Side
  • Sat, 15: One Ring to Cure Them All
  • Fri, 14: Cheap Therapy
  • Thu, 13: In Serious Need of a Trap Door in the Floor
  • Wed, 12: America, I Think We Have a Winner
  • Tue, 11: A Spoonful of Crazy Makes the Rumors Go 'Round
  • Mon, 10: Serious Skirts: Racism
  • Sun, 09: Second Generation Nerd
  • Sat, 08: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Three
  • Fri, 07: You've Got a Friend in Me
  • Thu, 06: Where Chocolate, Sock Monkeys, and American Idol Collide
  • Wed, 05: Bite-Sized Post (Now with More Marshmallows!)
  • Tue, 04: Team Memedroids 2: Crazy Eights
  • Mon, 03: 24 + Crappy Artwork = This Entry
  • Sun, 02: Patience is a virtue. Impatience is the reality.
  • Sat, 01: In Which I Broach the Subject of Leg Hair
  • February 2008

  • Thu, 28: Reality Television: Now 1% More Useful
  • Wed, 27: Refraining from making a "hump day" joke. Or not.
  • Tue, 26: Forecast: Buttfaced Tuesdays Ahead
  • Mon, 25: Mama's Little Procrastinators
  • Sun, 24: By James, Who Probably Has a Cute Accent and Slays Dragons for a Living
  • Sat, 23: I am poor. You are generous?
  • Fri, 22: Dear The World:
  • Thu, 21: Asking for Trouble. Again.
  • Wed, 20: Lazyskirts
  • Tue, 19: In Which I Ignore the Wisdom of Dooce*
  • Mon, 18: My Friends! You Bow to No One...
  • Sun, 17: Candyland Meets Skirtsville
  • Sat, 16: Famous Last Words
  • Fri, 15: I Spell Konfusion with a K
  • Thu, 14: You're My Favorite Work of Art
  • Wed, 13: Peace, Love, and Mittens
  • Tue, 12: Chunkyskirts, Juan Pedro, and Sanko
  • Mon, 11: When Ebaumsworld Was My World, Too
  • Sun, 10: I'm bringin Calvin and Hobbes back. (Beat that, Justin.)
  • Sat, 09: In Which I Try to Avoid Using the Phrase "Wicked Awesome"
  • Fri, 08: Cultured Skirts
  • Thu, 07: Global Bruising
  • Wed, 06: By GolfWidow, The Coolest of the Cool
  • Tue, 05: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Two
  • Mon, 04: My Very First Photograph
  • Sun, 03: Rachelskirts vs. People Who Love Football
  • Sat, 02: "On a scale of one to awesome, I'm super cool."
  • Fri, 01: The Best Advice Usually Includes Llamas
  • January 2008

  • Thu, 31: My Future? It's a Bright One.
  • Wed, 30: Getting What I Need
  • Tue, 29: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. One
  • Mon, 28: More Socks and More Monkeys
  • Sun, 27: Speaking of Target...
  • Sat, 26: I Less Than Three Sock Monkeys
  • Fri, 25: Bulleted List, Volume 493957
  • Thu, 24: To Arthur Dent:
  • Wed, 23: Failed Love Letter #2
  • Tue, 22: My Dad Is Pretty Cool, Too
  • Mon, 21: You Should Love My Little Brother
  • Sun, 20: Go Team Memedroids!
  • Sat, 19: My True Love Gave Me a Swiffer Duster
  • Fri, 18: I also wouldn't mind one of those Starbucks gift cards.
  • Thu, 17: Rachel + Skirts + The Windy City
  • Wed, 16: Yes, I love the smell of elevators. Still.
  • Tue, 15: This Turn is No Longer Unexpected
  • Mon, 14: In Which I Discover the True Cost of Procrastination
  • Sun, 13: Unexpected Turn for the Sappy, Part Two
  • Sat, 12: Best Wedding Ever
  • Fri, 11: "Have you ever heard a hungry dinosaur hiccup in the wind?"
  • Thu, 10: After a Conversation about Second Life, Sims 2, and World of Warcraft:
  • Wed, 09: Avenging my Childhood
  • Tue, 08: I'm turning into a yogurt commercial.
  • Mon, 07: To an Anonymous Reader:
  • Sun, 06: Unexpected Turn for the Sappy
  • Sat, 05: Just a Spoonful of Yeti . . .
  • Fri, 04: Facts of Life
  • Thu, 03: I just secured my position as Biggest Loser of 2008.
  • Wed, 02: List? Check. Picture? Check. Frodo Baggins? Check.
  • Tue, 01: And so begins the year of insanity...
  • December 2007

  • Mon, 31: This Post Made Possible by Sparkling White Grape Juice
  • Mon, 31: Rule 4: More Booze (Just Kidding)
  • Sat, 29: Why I Shouldn't Read the News
  • Sun, 23: Cute clothes are cheaper than therapy anyway.
  • Sat, 15: Therapization: Round One
  • Mon, 10: The Skirts, Unraveled
  • Thu, 06: Talking to Strangers
  • Wed, 05: Wanted: More Blankets
  • Sat, 01: Let the winter hibernation begin!
  • November 2007

  • Fri, 30: Don't let our brilliance intimidate you.
  • Thu, 29: They got a pepper bar!
  • Wed, 28: Food for Thought
  • Tue, 27: Where would I be without Paint?
  • Mon, 26: Just kidding. Hand over the chocolate.
  • Sun, 25: I'll do laundry after I level up, Mom!
  • Sat, 24: Born and Raised in America
  • Fri, 23: I won't be hugging any trees this week.
  • Thu, 22: Staying Far Away from Mirrors and Scales
  • Wed, 21: Driving Through the Midwest: Still Boring
  • Tue, 20: To Grandmother's House We Go
  • Mon, 19: 79 is the 22nd prime number.
  • Sun, 18: Internet Déjà Vu
  • Sat, 17: Halloween 2008: Costume Idea
  • Fri, 16: America, I worry about you sometimes.
  • Thu, 15: Flaring my nostrils wasn't working anyway.
  • Wed, 14: Reality is gonna kick me in the shins tomorrow.
  • Tue, 13: A Firm Believer in Having and Eating One's Cake
  • Mon, 12: I hope this week never ends.
  • Sun, 11: The simple things in life . . .
  • Sat, 10: Don't make me leave!
  • Fri, 09: Posting from my phone.
  • Thu, 08: I should totally be packing right now.
  • Wed, 07: Frequently Obsessive-Compulsive Flyer
  • Tue, 06: I'd rather be playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
  • Mon, 05: Yeah, these boys are so cool that they make Wal*mart fun.
  • Sun, 04: BFF Applications Available Upon Request
  • Sun, 04: Small, Teensy NaBloPoMo Rant
  • Sat, 03: I owe it all to Bill Watterson. And Scott Adams.
  • Fri, 02: The Ever-Present Gloom of Adolescence
  • Thu, 01: I used to spell "school" with a K. On purpose.
  • Thu, 01: NaBloPoMo 2007
  • October 2007

  • Sat, 27: 86 Useless Facts Left to Write, 86 Useless Facts . . .
  • Fri, 26: Clearly, I'm not the one chosen to bring sexy back.
  • Thu, 25: Dora the Demon
  • Tue, 23: Pumpkin or Cartman? Your call.
  • Fri, 19: Once Upon a Bagel
  • Tue, 16: Too bad I'm lazy.
  • Mon, 15: Twisted Logic
  • Sun, 14: News Flash
  • Sat, 13: Genius on Wheels
  • Fri, 12: At least the obituary will be joyful.
  • Thu, 11: 91 Things Still Not Accounted For
  • Wed, 10: Stubbornness is what really killed the cat.
  • Sat, 06: You know you live in Chicago when . . .
  • Fri, 05: May I alphabetize those calories for you?
  • Thu, 04: The cat isn't the only ridiculous one in this family.
  • Wed, 03: This is the same cat who thinks he's a dog.
  • September 2007

  • Sat, 29: The music video will be hella tight.
  • Fri, 28: 96 Things Called In Sick
  • Sat, 22: Sadly, things only went downhill from here.
  • Sat, 15: Childhood Tales: Professing My Love
  • Wed, 12: Fear of the Unknown
  • Sun, 09: Happy Birthday, Saggyskirts!
  • Sun, 02: Two Days 'Til I'm Twenty-Two
  • August 2007

  • Sat, 25: Putting the "Wreck" in "Emotional Trainwreck"
  • Thu, 23: Ugly backdrops are the key to really great pictures.
  • Wed, 22: You might want to disown me right about now.
  • Thu, 16: My desk belonged to Mary Poppins in a previous life.
  • Sat, 11: Photo Twittering: The Start of a New Obsession?
  • Fri, 10: In Which the Internet Loses One Cool Point... Maybe Two
  • Sat, 04: Why Taking Off Your Pants Can Save Lives
  • July 2007

  • Mon, 30: Finally Emptying Out My Camera
  • Sun, 29: Popcorn Ceilings: Real Estate's Version of Pimples
  • Fri, 27: My dad? He's a good guy.
  • Thu, 26: I guess I'll start up that orphanage some other week.
  • Fri, 20: We take road trip traditions very seriously in my family.
  • Fri, 20: Mud-Wrestling Babes vs. Browser Battles
  • Thu, 19: "I'm gonna be a procrastinator one day."
  • Mon, 16: Revenge for all those years of incessant tattling.
  • Fri, 13: Cleaning out the virtual attic...
  • Fri, 13: Miss Skirts, stop your bellyachin'.
  • Thu, 12: Employing pansies since 1978.
  • Sat, 07: In which I use the word "invite" a lot...
  • Fri, 06: Even Chuck Norris is impressed.
  • Wed, 04: Should I die for my country today...
  • June 2007

  • Sat, 30: The Official "Name That Car!" Contest:
  • Sat, 30: June 2007 Site Update
  • Wed, 27: Living vicariously through myself...
  • Mon, 25: On the plus side, a lot of my Sims characters are getting promotions.
  • Sat, 23: Confessions of an anal-retentive perfectionist:
  • Fri, 22: Making it quite obvious that I'm still unemployed.
  • Thu, 21: No victory dances just yet...
  • Wed, 20: Reason #937 that more stores should be open past midnight.
  • Tue, 19: Maybe I can avoid calling him by name.
  • Sat, 16: If I get this job, I am so paying to turn on the air conditioning.
  • Thu, 14: The brownies were pretty gosh dang delicious, too.
  • Tue, 12: Oh, and my iPod still won't turn on.
  • Tue, 12: Just one more reason to love Chicago...
  • Mon, 11: Cool. Now my leg hurts, too.
  • Sun, 10: That will be the real nightmare.
  • Fri, 08: My biography is gonna be one hell of a read.
  • Wed, 06: "You and your empty promises of holding hands..."
  • Mon, 04: And so begins the wedding season...
  • May 2007

  • Sun, 27: Because the Egyptians made it sound so fun...
  • Wed, 23: I still have a crush on Seth Cohen.
  • Thu, 17: Seriously, now. A rolling lollipop?
  • Wed, 16: Decorating for my Sims is much easier.
  • Wed, 09: Packing away some lovely memories...
  • Thu, 03: The high price of fame...
  • Tue, 01: My kind of town...
  • April 2007

  • Sun, 29: Blent was the roar of flame with weeping...
  • Wed, 25: More adventures with Herpes the Cockroach...
  • Tue, 24: The footsteps of doom...
  • Mon, 23: Don't try this one at home, kids.
  • Sun, 22: Also a handy feature to install on children and cats...
  • Sat, 21: You might be a redneck college student...
  • Sat, 14: I hope I have TiVo before next year's Olympics...
  • Wed, 11: Maybe life isn't so wretched...
  • Mon, 09: RE: Hell Week 2007
  • Mon, 02: What if the apple wants to fall far from the tree?
  • Sun, 01: Write scary entry on murder? Check.
  • March 2007

  • Mon, 26: If only I had wanted a pony like every other little girl...
  • Sun, 25: The hypotenuse is by far the most romantic side of the triangle.
  • Fri, 16: I'm failing to see the attraction here.
  • Sat, 10: I never miss saying "bomb" until I'm in an airport.
  • Sun, 04: Breaking promises instead of breaking hearts...
  • Fri, 02: I have this uncontrollable urge to punch someone.
  • Fri, 02: The Lullaby League vs. The Lollipop Guild
  • February 2007

  • Tue, 27: Goddesses of the internet...
  • Tue, 27: I would paint flaming bunnies on the side.
  • Tue, 27: P.S. Please stop wearing tapered pants.
  • Mon, 26: My passion for fonts made me famous.
  • Sat, 24: Take a little trip with me.
  • Sat, 24: It's Charmander, in case you were wondering.
  • Thu, 22: Even my plants drink filtered water.
  • Wed, 21: Parents, do not try this at home.
  • Wed, 14: Club is the bestest floor ever.
  • December 2006

  • Sat, 30: Test Entry #1
  • Sat, 30: Warning: Revamp in Progress
  • Wed, 27: It's alive!!

Bio: 22, pirate, college student, not drunk. Fan of oompa loompas, leprechauns, and hobbits. Chocoholic, perfectionist, procrastinator.

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