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While perusing the job opportunities listed at Monster.com, I came across a position for a Home Depot call center. I think I've met my soulmate:

"Physical Job Requirements - Most of the time is spent sitting in a comfortable position and there is frequent opportunity to move about. On rare occasions there may be a need to move or lift light articles."

I hope those are letter-size articles. The legal-size ones tend to give me papercuts.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

That sounds perfect! Can Dilbert adorn thine walls?

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

I would hope so. Though, do you get any actual cubicle walls in a call center?