I'd rather be playing leapfrog with a unicorn.

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The archives that I've been digging through for NaBloPoMo were a bit stale for November 6th — I saw The Matrix in theaters in 2003 and woke up at 6:30am to exercise in 2006 (zomg) — so I'm spicing up the routine a bit and linking you to an awesome website.

The Rejection Hotline. One of the counseling interns at the church came over to my desk this morning and gave me a Post-It with a phone number on it. It's one of dozens (or maybe hundreds) of numbers available from this website. Basically, you find a number from the site with a local area code and hand it out to people as your actual phone number when you come across one of those not-so-charming frogs who just won't leave without knowing your middle name, phone number, and favorite color. Knowing that someone will call this number instead would have me feeling better in a jiffy. Heck, even just calling the number is a hilarious experience. Check it out. If you have free long-distance and are too lazy to go to the site, call 815.404.2580. It's a must-have reference tool for anyone in the dating world.

It's also just really funny for anyone in any world.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Yeah. I've definitely called the Rejection hotline before. Funny stuff. In fact, I was signing up for something on line a few weeks ago, and they required a phone number, so I put one of those in.

Good times. Good times.

Anonymous

Traditionally, Unicorn Horns are spiraled, have a sharp point, and are mounted on the Unicorn's head. That you even entertain the thought of playig leapfrog with one brings into crystal clear focus some very interesting tidbits about you that I simply could not have guessed.

As for the rejection hotline, I would call it but I'm still not over the circumstances leading up to the LAST time I called that number...

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Thursday's Child - I'm thinking of changing my GrandCentral voicemail (for people who aren't in my address book) to something akin to a Rejection Hotline message.

Anonymous (Jace? Is that you again?) - If you'd called the number, you would've known that the unicorn line was a paraphrase/quote of what the guy said. (Tsk tsk. Making implications about unicorns and horns.) Anywho, so sorry to hear that you've had less-than-pleasant experiences with the Rejection Hotline in the past. To register your complaint, please dial 312.588.3108. Thank you!

Fuse

Fuse

Uhm. What's that 2nd number to? Is it as traumatic as the first?

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Fuse - Goes to the same place. Just a different area code and number.