Why I Shouldn't Read the News

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If I don't die peacefully in my sleep after one hundred years of piracy, then I would like to die in some way that makes for a kick-ass obituary. Getting mauled by a tiger at a zoo would do just fine. I love tigers, and what kid wouldn't be impressed to hear that Aunt Rachel met her end whilst struggling to escape from the jaws of a ferocious kitty cat? As a bonus, that would make for a really cool blog post for all you lovely people who know me online.

In case Heaven has internet access, though, I'd prefer the whole "dying peacefully in my sleep" routine.

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

What a delightfully morbid post!

I think dying by leaving my body to be uploaded into a consciousness repository would suit me nicely. Failing that, I would like to be shot out of a torpedo bay into space.

Or stuffed and mounted next to a fireplace. It really doesn't matter to me too terribly much, really.

Chris Magnusson

Chris Magnusson

Of course Heaven has internet access. It wouldn't be Heaven without internet access. Hell probably has it too, but it's filtered so you can only look at the really crappy sites. I assume that purgatory doesn't have internet access.

Sanko

Sanko

Of course... you being and aunt requires me having kids, and we all know that ain't happening.