Facts of Life

Comments (6)
  • Telling someone they have a "distinctive walk" is a great way to ensure they never walk normally again.
  • Spandex is never flattering.
  • Stealing a street sign is a lot harder than it sounds.
  • Shouting "You dropped your pocket!" to passersby never grows old.
  • Female pirates should not have mustaches.

Gender-Confused Pirate

Chris Magnusson

Chris Magnusson

Females period should not have mustaches.

And I agree with #4. Good thing I've never met anyone who went by that name. Or they might think I like them.

Chris Magnusson

Chris Magnusson

D'oh! I just noticed the post title. Now I have the theme song from The Facts Of Life in my head. Darn you, Rachel!

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Chris Magnusson - This is true. I am very glad to be mustache-free. I should probably write a song about that at some point.

P.S. Try humming "The Song That Never Ends" instead.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Hmm. Gender bender pirate puzzles have always been my favorites. They're pirates and politically correct, so everybody wins!

gRegor

gRegor

Not even milk mustaches?

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Thursday's Child - I dare you to start collecting them as a hobby.

gRegor - Milk mustaches are totally acceptable, as are chocolate milk mustaches. Hairy mustaches, however, are 100% banned from the faces of female pirates.