I'm turning into a yogurt commercial.

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I'm not going to lie to you, internet. I haven't done a very good job on my "exercise daily" resolution. I'm still kicking butt at the "blog daily" part, but that's because you hold me accountable.

Therefore, I am making a promise to you that admittedly scares the living daylights out of me. I know you'll hold me to this.

I am going to exercise this pathetic excuse for a 22-year-old body so that I am fit to WEAR and ROCK a bikini. I have never even tried one on, making this a rather monumental moment in my life. I will even give you a picture of this, my lovelies, to reward you for being such great motivators. (Although, it could be more of a punishment for you if I don't keep up my end of the bargain. Unless you find flabby rolls attractive, in which case, call me.)

Oh right, the deadline. Pictures are coming by the time the next BlogHer Conference rolls around, which is in July 2008. In the offchance that I'm wealthy enough to attend again this year, some of you will even get a first-hand glance at the results.

That said, let this be known as the year that I offer you make-out sessions and scantily clad pictures (of myself AND of my Sims 2 character). I don't ever want to hear that I don't love you.

Scrangie

Scrangie

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... Seem repetitive yet? Good. Learn to love it. Muahahahaha..... (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

My biggest piece of advice: iPod and lots and lots of music that you aren't going to get sick of. And a good heart rate monitor to tell you if you're actually working out. Actually, I think the heart rate monitor is a really good motivator, and it gives you an excuse not to talk to people at the gym (sorry, can't let my heart rate drop!!! *stares intently at wrist*)

Tez

Tez

I'm not sure what an appropriate response to this post would be. Viva 2008?

Scott

Scott

What color will the bikini be?

gRegor

gRegor

Hmm, what Tez said (times 3).

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Scrangie - 1) Thankfully, I do not have to go to a gym. My mom keeps a lot of high-quality exercise equipment in the basement because she is in love with working out. I just need to walk down two flights of stairs and make sure to keep the cats away from the elliptical machine. 2) HECK YES, I need an awesome playlist on my iPod, and I've really been too lazy to compile one. 3) Yay, cardio!

Tez - Hahah, works for me. :)

Scott - Not sure. I just know it will not be a yellow polka-dot bikini. I have no desire to take my yogurt commercial likeness that far.

gRegor - Sorry again that I deleted Tez's triple-comment action before rescuing your comment from the junk folder. I'll have to make it up to you some day. Until then . . . Viva 2008!

Team Christmas

Team Christmas

I was gonna suggest the yellow polka-dots, casue you know...before it was a commercial, it was a great song :)

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

For reasons that will remain completely unclear I nominate both purple and green.

At any rate, I DOUBLE SEA-DOG DARE YOU to stick to this and show some real results, Skirts!

Let Flickr be your witness. :)

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Team Christmas - Yeah, I hate when a dumb commercial ruins a good song. Hopefully, the effects are only temporary, as the odds are that the only bikini that I'll like will be yellow and polka-dotted.

Jace of Fuse! - I accept this (awesome and piratey) dare. Proof will be on Flickr. I swear it. On the Precious.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Hey, best of luck with that! Seriously. I should exercise, too, to be honest.

In fact, I'm 93849% sure that I need to be exercising more than you. So, you might motivate me to get on that, too. (Don't worry. No bikini pictures from me.)