To an Anonymous Reader:

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I sometimes wonder what you were actually seeking when you searched for "I worry about you" on Google and somehow landed here. I worry about you, too. Email me.

Chris Magnusson

Chris Magnusson

To be fair, you are the #1 hit for that search term.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Chris Magnusson - That also worries me.

Chris Magnusson

Chris Magnusson

There needs to be a term for being the first hit for a given search. I suggest "googlebork".

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Chris Magnusson - When you are the first (and only) 5000 or so results for something — like your own nickname, for example — would you then be "googleborktastic"?

Scrangie

Scrangie

Should I be worried that I get around four hits a week on "slutty nail polish"?

And I was #3 for a while on "filthy blackened feet".

I'm gonna go hide now.

Tez

Tez

Our blog was the #1 result for "pr0nz" for some time (simply because of our sub-header). That was... fun.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Scrangie - Wow, you'd think you were writing about make-up for dirty whores instead of quality beauty products for your average Jane. Scandalous!

Tez - HA. That had to be exciting for traffic, if nothing else. If I start getting hits for that now, I'll be sure to forward people back to you. :) "Really, Tez has all the good pr0nz."

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

I don't ever get any fun search hits. Maybe because I don't ever post anything (interesting).