Candyland Meets Skirtsville

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Hershey's Kissables, though tasty and delicious, don't really make you all that kissable. In fact, they leave an undesirable sugary coating on the outside of your teeth. After a few more bags of these, I won't be able to close my own mouth because of all the build-up. To me, at least, that is nearing the very antithesis of sexy.

Heart-shaped Jolly Rancher suckers, on the other hand, are super hot. They make your mouth taste all fruity and fantastic. I plan to sneakily offer one to Mr. Cute Boy this week. Once he sees that I have one, too, he will understand that we were meant to be. We will spend the rest of the week making out in a janitor's closet at church.

Honey Buns

Honey Buns

I am not a big fan of Kissables either. I do, however, like chocolate kisses. The candy and the real thing...lol..

Hey, what do you use that allows you to track keywords that people use and end up at your blog?

Jeremiah

Jeremiah

Genius deviousness!

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Maybe you can sprinkle his with a little Love Potion #9 first, eh? Eh?

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Honey Buns: I actually really love Kissables. And Kisses. And lower-case kisses. I just don't think a filmy coating on your teeth is very "kissable."

As I mentioned to you on your blog, I use Google Adsense, Feedburner, and CrazyEgg on this blog in particular to track various statistics and keywords and such. I have used SiteMeter in the past. I also run my own stats program.

Jeremiah: It almost worked, too!! I'll have to blog about what actually happened.

Thursday's Child: Niiiice. Bow-chick-bow-ow!