I Spell Konfusion with a K

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Tonight, I tried to imagine what life would be like if I willingly withdrew from the internet and all the fun projects that keep me busy here. At first, I thought it might lead me to a better life, filled with more meaningful relationships and rewarding hobbies and clean laundry and the perfect eyeliner.

But then I realized that my parents used to tightly control my internet access, and it just led to me playing more Sims 2.

Sims 2 Graph

If you took away my computer, I'd play video games. If you took away my video games, I'd watch television. No television? Books. No books? Piano. No piano? Knitting. No knitting? I'd stab you through the heart with a knitting needle because you would clearly be deserving it by that point.

All of this makes me wonder what I'm trying to hard to avoid. Why is it that I'd rather do anything but spend quality time with my family? Why do I refuse to allow myself any friends in Chicago? Why am I filling my life with nothing but meaningless pastimes? Why do I feel like I'm not actually living my life anymore?

Sometimes, I wish Juan Pedro the sock monkey had majored in psychology instead of cheap graph-making.

gRegor

gRegor

Nice graph, but it could be crappier using the crappy graph generator! :)

At least you're getting out and being sociable with bloggers tomorrow, eh? Find someone to be friends with (offline, too).

chris

chris

What the hell are your knitting needles made of? All the knitting needles I've seen (which is to say, my mom's knitting needles) would bend to the point of snapping if they were to attempt to puncture someone's chest cavity.

Although, if you had titanium knitting needles (which would surely be able to puncture someone's chest cavity), I'd totally hang out with you if I lived in Chicago. Which I don't. Not even the same time zone. Not even the same country. But we do get WGN in black and white with no sound. Platinum could work as well, but those could be rather expensive.

Jeremiah

Jeremiah

I'm sorry. =/

Look at it this way maybe? It's just a pause. Before you know it, you'll be back at college with some of your boys coming this summer, and then the rest of the boys when the school year gets here.

Whelp, enjoying meeting with fellow bloggers.

Sanko

Sanko

Don't know why you're not spending time with your fam... wha? Have you looked at your family lately?! Buncha weirdos they are. Though, you do spend the occassional X hours with me watching ungodly awesome amounts of TV shows. Besides, if that doesn't work out, you have a Sims 2 version of us you can hang out with, and you can make those ones do anything.

Angela

Angela

Krazy. I just referenced Konstantine in a post this morning. (I assume your title is from the lyrics?)

Megan

Megan

I love Something Corporate! Yay for Konstantine--did you ever see them play it live? A-may-zing!

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

gRegor - Those aren't crappy graphs at all! Much better than whatever graph-maker I found online through Google. :( And alas, I did not make it to the blogger meet-up tonight, thanks to my tummy being massively upset about something-or-other.

chris - Mine would make for some pretty sweet weapons, let me tell you. As I mentioned in my email to you, I think they're made of steel. Or aluminum, mayhaps. I don't have one sitting nearby, but I know they're metallic and sharp and durable. I should probably refrain from saying scary things while I have a scary profile picture up, though. People might start getting the wrong impression.

Jeremiah - It is just a pause. But I'm 22. I shouldn't be pausing, ya know? I guess I just have to be patient. Or find some local friends. Or do anything even remotely productive. We shall see. Thanks for the encouragement, though. :)

Sanko - We still have a lot of TV shows to catch up on, speaking of which. We also need to watch whatever episode of MST3K you were watching with Dad the other night. I could hear him gasping for breath between laughs for like a full hour. Sometimes, I worry that he'll pass out from too much funny. Strangely, the Sims 2 version of Dad is pretty much the same.

Angela - Aye, it is! I just stopped by your blog and read the entry, but I forgot to comment. I'll be back tomorrow to do so. :)

Megan - I love them, too! I can only imagine how awesome they would be live. *sigh*

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

My graph would be about the same, just not with Sims 2. I never could wrap my mind around that one enough to actually enjoy it. I always thought, "Why would I ever want to force someone to live a boring life just like I already live myself?"