In Serious Need of a Trap Door in the Floor

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You know what's a fun way to make your trilogy of Embarrassing Skirts Trivia posts even more humiliating? Accidentally mention your blog to the guy who happens to play a starring role in some of your most mortifying posts ever.

(Links were added by me for clarification.)

Ninja (Jason): hows rory
Me: Really good at piratey things.
Ninja: haha
Ninja: i was telling robin about that yesterday...
Me: Haha, wait, did you read about that on my blog, or is this a major coincidence?
Ninja: on your blog?
Me: Yeah, nevermind.
Me: Crazy. So what did Robin have to say about it?
Ninja: i mean seriously... did you ever know me for reading blogs...
Ninja: in fact... reading in general?
Me: I don't think I've mentioned you or Rory or anything to do with that whole situation until just this week, so I was really weirded out by that.
Me: But you're right. I forgot that most ninjas are illiterate.
Ninja: ...
Me: You asked for that one.
Ninja: (yeah... typical ninja response)
Ninja: OH MY GOODNESS
Ninja: and RACISM!
Ninja: Ive been ranting about racism for a little while now
Me: Wait, are you reading now?
Me: Gosh dang it.
Ninja: yup!
Ninja: crash was a darn good movie though huh?
Me: It really was.
Me: You can stop reading now, though.
Ninja: why?
Me: Umm because you're not talking?

(Okay, really, I just knew that this entry was still listed on the front page.)

Ninja: ...
Ninja: i didnt know you etched me into your blog calendar
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Holy crap. I need to stop blogging.
Ninja: haha
Me: Right now. Done. Forever.
Ninja: no dont stop im learning so much about you
Me: Like that I'm the biggest loser ever?
Me: Hurrraayyyy...
Ninja: well i didnt think so... then i saw the science fair picture
Me: omg omg omg. SHUT UP.
Me: I'm taking my site off the internet.
Ninja: you know me il probably forget about it in a couple days and go back to not reading your blog haha
Me: You can't seriously forget that picture.
Me: Although I really hope you do.
Ninja: haha
Ninja: so waht have you been up to lately?
Me: Besides dying of embarrassment?
Me: Not much.
Ninja: wait why was samurai champloo adding insult to injury
Me: Just because it sounded lame enough to make people laugh.
Me: Which is kinda the point of the Embarrassing Skirts Trivia series.
Ninja: wait what was lame?
Ninja: IM SO CONFUSED?
Me: You . . . would be.
Me: haha
Ninja: ...
Me: There are some people who find anime lame.
Me: And WoW.
Me: And the like.

And then I died of embarrassment and gave up the internet cold turkey. After writing this post, of course.

golfwidow

golfwidow

Oh, you can't give up the Internets now, not after you herded me into twittering.

TheQueen

TheQueen

You call that embarrassing? Psha.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Whenever I get a few spare minutes to write up a post, I think I might be able to beat this particular embarrassment.

Oh, what a good week it's been back home with my girl. :)

N

N

See! Samuri Champloo... nothing wrong with it! In fact, totally bad-ass thing to have in the background for making-out, bat mitzvahs, pool parties, or any other intimate gathering.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

golfwidow: Twitter would actually be one of the hardest things for me to give up. It's becoming a bit of a scary addiction for me, especially now that you're tweeting!

TheQueen: Oh, if only I could be as brave as you in sharing my embarrassing moments. You're my hero.

Thursday's Child: WRITE IT NOW.

N: Haha, I swear I have nothing against Samurai Champloo. It just made me laugh when I realized how nerdy my life really has become. Also? Your comment totally made me laugh out loud at work when I read it.