One Ring to Cure Them All

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Dear Frodo Baggins,

My ear has really been bugging me lately. Actually, it's the area directly behind my left earlobe. Some dull, stabby pain has been distracting me for two weeks, but I'm too afraid to go to the doctor. I don't really want to know what's wrong.

Last night, I was drooling over your hotness in The Fellowship of the Ring, and I felt the urge to lay my head down on its right side. Within moments, the pain behind my ear began to subside. By staying that way throughout the entirety of the movie, I was able to get several hours of relief.

I'd like to think that this was your idea, which you telepathically communicated to me. Thanks, love. You're the bestest.

And now that I've convinced most of the internet that I have not only lost my marbles but have also possibly swallowed them or stuffed them up my nose, I am going to go watch you in The Two Towers. The puddle of drool on my blanket has sufficiently dried from last night, and my ear is starting to hurt again.

See you soon, darling!

Much love,
Rachelskirts

Zoe

Zoe

Just had to drag myself out of my hungover birthday pit to say thank you very muchly for the birthday wishes m'dear!

PS: I don't think I ever had any marbles in the first place, if that makes you feel better

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Well, hey, at least you're keeping things in check. I mean, you waited until the first puddle dried before going back for more. That shows some restraint, and I'm proud of you for that.

golfwidow

golfwidow

Try taking an antihistamine. Maybe it's, like, the ear version of a hayfever-induced sinus headache.

seven

seven

Sometimes when I have a headache, the only thing that helps is to lay on one side... if I roll over my headache comes back, but as long as I stay on the one side, I'm fine. Maybe it's just something like that? I'm glad you were able to get a little relief for awhile though.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Zoe: Now that's a possibility I hadn't yet considered — being born marble-less. I wonder if that's a condition Dr. House can cure...

Thursday's Child: It was either that or find a new blanket, and my cats have stolen all my other ones.

golfwidow: It does seem to be related to my sinuses in some odd way, but I'm not sure how. I'm hoping it's not some bizarre earlobe cancer. I suppose I should probably buckle down and go to the doctor one day.

seven: Too bad I can't spend the majority of my day with my head parallel to the floor. It seems to really help when I tip my head over on the side like that. Again, I should probably just go get it checked out, but Dr. House is the only medical person I trust anymore. :(