Crusades: Round Four

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When I am queen, the following items will be banned from existence:

  • One-ply toilet paper
  • Pants with words written across the butt
  • Cigarettes
  • Comic Sans, the font
  • Alarm clocks

I know the third one could possibly make me unpopular, but trust me that it's for your own good. If you want to shorten your lifespan and smell like poop, I'll arrange for a meeting with Jack Bauer and his toilet.

gRegor

gRegor

My pants that have "...ladies" across the butt are an exception, right?

seven

seven

Can I be your right-hand man? Or consort or whatever the queen's assistant is called? Because I would SO like a hand in eradicating all of those things.

Michael

Michael

Amen. Except, alarm clocks do come in handy... you should just ban the NEED for alarm clocks. Now that would be a grand thing indeed.

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

The cigarettes would certainly cost you a fraction of a cool point with me (but you have plenty to spare.)

I for one like being a social smoker. It allows me to be all sorts of cool only when I need to be without having to actually buy cigarettes except once every few weeks.

What I don't like is the chain smoking that happens during moments of high stress. At $4 per pack... yikes.

I like cigarettes though. Just not in my food.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

I'm cool with getting rid of cigarettes, so long as you don't get rid of hookahs. I'm rather fond of smoking a hookah from time to time.

Blindsquirrel

Blindsquirrel

WHAT? Hands off my one-ply poop paper! Scott tissue is the best! A roll lasts forever and leaves your backside feeling alive!!

chris

chris

There goes my reading material. :(

MJ Klein

MJ Klein

over here, the women wear pants with stuff like "Juicy" on the ass, and they have no idea what it means. really stupid....