Crusades: Round Three

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When I am queen, it will be illegal to interrupt one person's dream story with your own.

Jimmy: "So I had this wicked dream last night about tofu robots."
Interrupting Cow: "Whoa, that reminds me of my dream! I was getting chased by these four-armed rabbits on turbo-powered crayons..."

The punishment will either be decapitation on even-numbered days or defenestration on odd-numbered days. Just to keep things interesting.

Deus Ex Fimus

Deus Ex Fimus

Anything special for days that are prime numbers?

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

I vote that on Prime number days you defenestrate people through a window with a remote controlled guillotine, so you hit the button and try to decapitate them on their way out. If you miss, that's okay, it'll just cut them in half. It's all part of the fun.