Googleskirts

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I am proud that people came to my site by searching for the following things:

  • Amazing things you wouldn't even know
  • Don't be sippin' on that haterade
  • Elijah Wood
  • Elijah Wood 2008
  • Elijah Wood October 2008
  • Fancy way of saying computer nerd
  • How do you get to the levels in DK64
  • I love teh interwebz
  • James Bond is hot
  • Pirate sock monkeys
  • Squirrel power
  • Sternutation
  • True life video my dad is a Star Wars nerd

On the other hand, I am rather disturbed that people were 1) searching for these things and 2) finding them on my site:

  • College student too lazy to work out
  • I hate Hemingway
  • My brother wears my skirts
  • Nicknames for pimps
  • Plan to keep America illiterate

Oh, internet. If we were friends on Facebook, our relationship would be complicated.

Justin

Justin

I'd like to ask Mr. "Plan to keep America illiterate" and see just what exactly they were looking for. Because if I was an evil mastermind and had a plan (I'd actually call it a scheme) to keep America illiterate, I wouldn't put it on the internet for just anyone to see. No sir. It'd be nice and safe. Probably on a protected Live Journal post.

Angela

Angela

Most of the time when people post these things, I laugh thinking, "now how on EARTH did that take them HERE?!" since the search terms are most of the time so out-there. But, they kind of make sense for your blog, even if I can't think of any relevant posts. Your blog is so silly, I love it.

Anonymous

Best. Lists. Ever.

Also, my brother wears my kilts.
And I'm sure that any plans for nationwide illiteracy involve lolsp34k.

Sarcastica

Sarcastica

HAHA wow you do have some interesting readers out there ;)

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Sorry about the my brother wears my skirts ones. I was sort of just wondering if there were any other guys out there whose older brothers constantly were stealing skirts. I mean, I can't stand it when my brother wears my skirts. I'd let him borrow them if he asked, but he just takes them!

Okay. Sorry. Didn't mean to rant in your comments so much.

Nat

Nat

Ha ha, you got some great ones there. Squirrel power is def a favourite.

Honeybuns

Honeybuns

I am surprised the keyword 'grammar nazi' does not spring your page in google.

Scrangie

Scrangie

I have a feeling I'm responsible for the "I hate Hemingway" result, as I have uttered that phrase many, many times. Heh. I must have posted it in a comment or something, whoops.

I think my website still comes up first for "slutty red nails", but "filthy blackened feet" has come up a few times. HUH?! I got one last week, "suck toes". DO NOT WANT!!!!!!

And whatever the plan to keep America illiterate is, it's working.