Grumpyskirts

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I could just be in a bad mood, but I think the little messages in Dove Promises have started going downhill. Like, I'm pretty sure they aren't even trying anymore. Recent examples:

  • "Hey, why not?"
  • "Watch reruns, they replay your memories."
  • "Smile before you go to bed. You'll sleep better."

I could just be in a bad mood, but I think there is a direct relationship between the amount of competition encouraged in a classroom and the success of the students. Because nobody wants to tell my classmates that they are DOING IT WRONG, this country will one day be run by people who cannot subtract 22 from 28.

I could just be in a bad mood, but I think that bubble wrap doesn't get the appreciation it really should. Do we have a statue in honor of bubble wrap yet? Made of bubble wrap? Was I allowed to vote for bubble wrap as the next president of the United States of America? No. Get off my lawn.

I am probably in a bad mood, but feel free to say something cheery in the comments. Grumpyskirts and her seven dwarves promise not to mock you until Wednesday.

Blindsquirrel

Blindsquirrel

I may just be in a good mood, but I think it's fun when you're in a bad mood.

Elizabeth Marie

Elizabeth Marie

When you get that statue of bubble wrap/to bubble wrap erected would you mind inviting me? I have one made of popcorn jellybeans I'd like to put up.

Also the fortunes in fortune cookies have gone downhill as well. I believe my last one was something along the lines of "Your family loves you" which is both categorically untrue and a statement (not a fortune).

raeleigh/bsg

raeleigh/bsg

perfect fodder for the new 80sb disguised as 20sb, skirts.

Do you remember how good things USED TO BE?! Well I DO. The dove promises people actually TRIED. You didn't have to take out a second mortgage to gas up your car. There was no such thing as this "disney/pixar." IT WAS JUST DISNEY! WASNT THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS?! AND STAMPS WERE TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!!!!!!!!!! (we tease my roommate about that all the time. The forty-one cent thing really gets her goat.)

Also, I just said "gets her goat." Clearly I should rule the nursing home world.

Ren

Ren

You're RACHTASTIC!

blaez

blaez

22 from 28 is um......is um......

5!!! it's 5 right?

no --wait, its 4 :-)

Jeff

Jeff

blaez is wrong. I used my calculator. It's -6!!

Wait.