Proving That There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question

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Birds instinctively know to fly south for the winter and to get the hell out of there in spring. Humans, on the other hand, instinctively know:

  • how to draw stick figures
  • how to make a finger gun
  • that farts and burps are funny
  • that pirates are totally better than ninjas
  • that peas were created to be launched by spoons
  • that spoons were perhaps created to launch peas
  • that woodchips or other ground cover at a playground should be referred to as "hot lava" and avoided at all costs
  • and much, much more.

So would you give all that up in order to know how to fly and/or migrate? I just can't make up my mind.

Michael

Michael

It just goes to show you that, although humans are much more interesting than bird, they are far less practical. FAR less...

Jeff

Jeff

YES!!! Pirates are infinitely cooler than ninjas!!! Give me pirate movies any day. No interest whatsoever in "Crouching Tiger blah blah blah..." Heh.

Loved your list. Spoons might also be used to poke badgers, though.

michelle woo

michelle woo

Oh man. I played the hot lava game today on the tiled floor. I'm 27.