Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?

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While watching Lord of the Rings tonight, my brother and I decided that the world would be a better place if it included more of the following things:

  • jet packs
  • explosions
  • dragons
  • pirates
  • ninjas
  • laser guns
  • lightsabers
  • musical numbers (particularly epic soundtracks)
  • walking sticks
  • cartoon sound effects
  • superpowers
  • balrogs in a zoo
  • treehouses
  • teleporters
  • tree villages
  • invisibility cloaks
  • giant statues
  • animatronics (particularly dancing skeletons)
  • cape swooshes

Have anything to add to the list? We're just getting started.

chris

chris

Giant *three-toed* statues.

Islands that move themselves.

Noogies that give you good hair.

Wait, those don't exist yet so, technically, there cannot be *more* of them. Does my vote still count?

Blindsquirrel

Blindsquirrel

White Mice and Paranoid Androids.

Oh, and regarding epic soundtracks. How could there ever be any more epic that the soundtrack from The Last of the Mohicans?

Tez

Tez

Swashbuckling!

Scrangie

Scrangie

Nooooo, not Animatronics!! They scare the ever-loving sh!t outta me.

Team Christmas

Team Christmas

If your looking for epic soundtracks, just go look up Hans Zimmer. He's done a few. Oh, and for animatronics, I'll take Jurassic Park anyday...and for soundtracks...In fact, you didn't have dinosaurs on there anywhere. I'm disappointed.

Brianne

Brianne

Eh, ya gotta be careful with pirates... we need the 18th century swashbuckling kind, but not the modern-day Somali kind.

I'd add: talking pets, preferably dogs.

Angela

Angela

Tree houses DEFINITELY. But how about talking animals?

MajalisBlooms

MajalisBlooms

Ents. If only they were real. --sigh--

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Uuh, I second more pirates. If only so all the global warming nuts would have to shut up.

golfwidow

golfwidow

I was just commenting about this on Twitter. Git out mah hayed.

I want ice cream cupcakes.

And yes, you can have more of something that doesn't exist. "`You mean you can't take LESS,' said the Hatter: `it's very easy to take MORE than nothing.' "

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

Sausages
Good paying IT jobs
Tree llamas with antlers
Triple bacon chili cheeseburgers
Soda fountains at every street corner
Mail order brides
Chocolate cows
and people chatting in IRC