Not Joking

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Ten bucks to the first person who comes over and smacks the snot out of my head and/or gives me drugs.

chris

chris

I would, but I don't know if you could wait that long. Really, truly, I would.

Mandy Sue

Mandy Sue

So I totally tried to send you some virtual Nyquil through the email you have listed on your "contact" page, but it didn't go through...

jwewmiah

jwewmiah

Well, after getting that 10 bucks, I think I would've already spent more buying the NyQuil and gas for driving up there. SO... I'll have to just horde all the NyQuil for myself, since I'm not over my cold.

I'm sorry. =(

blaez

blaez

the drugs i have you might not want... vicoden and other narcotic pain relievers...

when i would get bronchitus the doc would give me a prescription of Claritin http://www.claritin.com/
I know it sounds insane, but it worked!!! get some over the counter Claritin and see if it works for you as well?

Honeybuns

Honeybuns

I can probably help you with the drugs, but I am poor so I would not be able to afford a plane ticket.

thornn

thornn

If you can wait until next weekend, I can provide both...

Justin

Justin

When having a cold, it's kind of incredible how you can produce SO MUCH SNOT. It's rather discussing, but at the same time I'm always amazing at the things my body can do.

LovelyAnomaly

LovelyAnomaly

I'd offer to help, but I'm fighting the same battle. Yuck.

sthorwall

sthorwall

Based on your 17 days since updating, either someone smacked you WAY too hard, or gave you WAY too many drugs. If no one's smacked you at all yet, I'd be happy to come over and pummel you until you start blogging again, or at least inform us that you're not lying in the hospital in great agony.