The Great Donut Crime

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To the person who ate one-eighth of the last donut and left the remains in a giant donut box in the staff break room:

Either eat the whole damn donut or step away from the break room, fatty. That is the single rudest thing you could ever do. I phoned Emily Post in the afterlife just to confirm that fact (not that you even know who she is), and she promised to start working on a new level of Hell just for you, complete with infinite mirages of whole, gourmet donuts which you can neither eat nor maim.

Peace, hugs, and kittens,
Rachelskirts

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

The same goes for cake, cookies, or any number of other baked goods. When there's only one left, just take the damn thing!

No trying to continue subdividing, so that you don't feel like the glut who took the last of it. Everyone else realizes that there's a finite amount. It's going to run out, so just let it happen! Gah!

chris

chris

Ditto, ditto, and ditto.

It also works for cupcakes. See what I did there?

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

NICE. I will admit that this comment did not make sense when I initially viewed it in email format, but now I am impressed. ;)