A Conspiracy Unmasked

It is entirely by accident that I have taken to making annual jokes about Apple (the company I love to hate) and the Lord of the Rings trilogy (the books and films I love to love) on Twitter (the site I will eventually hate to love?)—and of all my unintentional hobbies, it is probably my favorite. Here we have the first volume, At the Sign of the Parallax Pony:

They boasted the nine-hour battery life would allow you to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, but the extended editions of the films span nearly twelve hours.