Good news. This year's BlogHer conference is going to be held on Navy Pier in Chicago. Travel costs? Five bucks for a train ticket.

Bad news. Every two years, my mom's side of the family gets together in Tennessee near my grandparents' house for a reunion. This year, my family will be out of state exactly when the conferences start.

Good news. Oh wait, I'm an illiterate idiot! We're coming back the day before the conferences begin! (zomg!!) It looks like I might actually get a chance to personally drool on some of the world's funniest, sweetest, and best bloggers after all! Aiiee!!

Pardon me whilst I go jump on my bed for a while. And eat ice cream. And practice drooling.