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Although I have been blogging since 2002, the content here at Rachelskirts.com only dates back to 2006. Monthly archives are listed below, or you can try the search bar to quickly locate every reference I've made to Frodo.

September 2012

July 2012

Sun, 29: Smugs and Cuddles and So Much More
Sat, 28: On Dating 20SB's Sexiest Male Blogger

June 2012

Mon, 25: Four Months in Four Loads

February 2012

Sat, 25: February Favorites
Thu, 23: The Month of Tiny Sighs

January 2012

Sat, 07: Bacon Jobs and Other Goals for 2012
Wed, 04: Free Tongues
Sun, 01: The 2011 Skirts Awards

December 2011

Fri, 23: Angry Cache
Thu, 22: Things in my life that are definitely not stressing me out:
Mon, 19: Spendyskirts: Magazine Subscriptions

November 2011

Sun, 13: Internet, I Need Some Tough Love
Mon, 07: Mad Libs Monday: Episode 2
Tue, 01: Mad Libs Monday: Pilot!

September 2011

Tue, 20: Give Me Liberty and a Free Mocha
Mon, 19: Mad Libs Monday: Technical Difficulties
Sun, 18: Seventeen Years
Sat, 17: The Autumn Leaves of Red and Gold
Wed, 14: Things and Such
Mon, 12: Mad Libs Monday: Pilot?
Sun, 11: Hunting for Wabbits
Fri, 09: People I Know, Vol. 4
Thu, 08: So Office Space Is a Good Movie
Wed, 07: My Face, After the High-five
Tue, 06: High-five, Face!
Mon, 05: Celebrating My Birthday in the Pen Aisle
Sat, 03: Because I Can't Recall the Taste of Strawberries
Fri, 02: Plogging
Thu, 01: BEDS, Baths, and Beyond

August 2011

Mon, 08: Heaps of Blessings
Sun, 07: Silence Will Fall

July 2011

Sun, 31: On the Upcoming Onslaught of Vlogging Disasters
Wed, 27: Through the Bedroom Wall

June 2011

May 2011

Tue, 31: May Must Might

April 2011

Tue, 19: More People I Know
Sat, 16: Day 9,355

March 2011

Wed, 09: PSA for Lord of the Rings Fans

February 2011

Wed, 02: Ch-ch-ch-changes

December 2010

Sat, 25: For Your Listening Pleasure
Mon, 20: Blog Swap: Pretty Lil' Things
Sat, 11: A Glitch in the Snail Mail Matrix
Wed, 08: In Which the Kitchen Smells Faintly of Link Spam
Tue, 07: Zebra Cloud
Mon, 06: Cocktails with a Cat Lady
Sat, 04: Kill Me, Kiss Me, Feed Me to a Cow
Fri, 03: The People I Know
Thu, 02: Requesting Permission to Land, Sir
Wed, 01: A Dreary Start to December

November 2010

Tue, 30: Drop on the Deck and Flop Like a Fish
Mon, 29: On Tigers
Sun, 28: Giving the Gift of Crumpled
Sat, 27: She Said with a Twitch
Fri, 26: First House, As Imagined
Thu, 25: Giving Thanks for the Little Things
Wed, 24: Stuffed Stuffing and Stuff
Tue, 23: Floating Away, Lost in a Silent Ballet
Mon, 22: How Do You Be So Short?
Sun, 21: Steal This Idea: Doctor Who and Carmen Sandiego
Sat, 20: That Little Cartoon Bee Freaks Me Out, Though
Fri, 19: Seriously, Who Brought Cheese Fries?
Thu, 18: Don't You Dare Say Cheese
Wed, 17: Dream Big, the 2010 Edition
Tue, 16: Beauty in Imperfection
Mon, 15: No Turning Back
Sun, 14: Your Funny Face Appeals to Me
Sat, 13: The CDO Club
Fri, 12: Diary of a Cat Lady
Thu, 11: Almost Been Kissed
Wed, 10: The Slowest, Tiniest War
Tue, 09: Rings on Her Fingers and Bells on Her Toes
Mon, 08: In Which I Recommend Stuff
Sun, 07: Would You Like Some More Tea, Barbara?
Sat, 06: Señorita's Big Night Out
Fri, 05: Professional Damsel in Distress
Thu, 04: The Great Donut Crime
Wed, 03: Everything Is Ruined Forever
Tue, 02: The November Craziness Project
Mon, 01: The Great Haircut of 2010

October 2010

Mon, 04: You Are the Only Exception

September 2010

Wed, 29: I Can't Lose This Feeling
Thu, 02: Skirtsapalooza

August 2010

Sat, 14: Macaroni Scars: Second Serving
Wed, 11: Macaroni Scars

July 2010

Thu, 15: Now with More Marshmallows!
Tue, 06: Michigan: Land of U-Turns

June 2010

Wed, 30: Too Young for the Blues
Tue, 01: He Thinks They Sound Like Goats

May 2010

Mon, 24: Hot Like Wasabi When I Bust Rhymes
Fri, 21: V-a-l-i-d-a-t-i-o-n
Wed, 19: Dreams Are Made for Children
Tue, 18: Operation: Unclutter
Mon, 17: Rounding Out the Pink Obsession
Sun, 16: Getting the Figurative Dirt off the Virtual Shoulder

April 2010

Tue, 27: Petty Confetti
Thu, 15: The Sunshine Makes Me Sappy

March 2010

February 2010

Sun, 28: Blame It on My Youth

January 2010

Fri, 08: Welcome to 2010

December 2009

November 2009

Mon, 09: On Second Thought, Forget the Trip to Antarctica
Sun, 08: She's Gonna Blow!
Sat, 07: It's the One Involving Space Camp
Fri, 06: I Has a Bucket
Thu, 05: Nine Lazy Lives
Wed, 04: Bacon Famous: Before They Were Famous (or Bacon)
Tue, 03: Where the Air Is Rarified
Mon, 02: P.S.
Mon, 02: The Most Endearing Salad Fork of All
Sun, 01: A Verbose Start to NaBloPoMo 2009

October 2009

Wed, 28: Hastily Jotted Down Notes from a Recent Dream
Mon, 26: Sorry Again, Miss Lobster
Wed, 14: Serial Flosser

September 2009

Wed, 30: Intermission
Sat, 19: The Nose Knows: Part Two
Tue, 15: Shaken, Not Stirred
Sun, 13: Reunion Recap
Sat, 12: The Nose Knows: Part One
Wed, 09: In Which My Cake Is Taken Hostage and/or Kidnapped
Wed, 02: Honorable Mention

August 2009

Mon, 31: Start Building That Ark Now
Tue, 25: My Gentleman Caller

July 2009

Tue, 28: Rockskirts vs. Rollskirts

June 2009

Thu, 18: Never Saw Things Going So Right
Wed, 03: Balance

May 2009

Sat, 30: World's Best Dad
Sun, 24: Hide the Knives
Sat, 23: Lunch Break
Wed, 20: American History: Bacon and Peglegs

April 2009

Sun, 26: In Which Obesity and Poverty Just Got Easier
Thu, 23: Had Me a Blast
Tue, 21: Hold the Humidity, Please
Thu, 09: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
Sat, 04: If James Bond Was a Cat Lady

March 2009

February 2009

Sun, 22: I Live in a Pineapple Under the Sea
Sat, 21: Confessions
Fri, 20: Fool of a Took
Thu, 19: Spinach Popsicles for Everyone
Wed, 18: Second Is the Best

January 2009

Sat, 31: Friday Night at Panera
Wed, 28: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Sat, 10: Not Joking
Fri, 09: And More Oreos, Francis
Sat, 03: Next Step: Workin' on my Whiskey Face
Thu, 01: Turning Over a New Leaf . . . or a New Tree

December 2008

Wed, 31: Another Year-End Post Sponsored by Sparkling White Grape Juice
Wed, 17: Lessons Learned
Tue, 16: Sageskirts Advice: Wisdom Teeth Edition
Fri, 05: Steal This Idea: Google Board Game
Thu, 04: Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?

November 2008

Sun, 23: Googleskirts
Sat, 22: Community College Chronicles: Part Two
Fri, 21: Community College Chronicles: Part One
Thu, 20: Buried Treasure
Wed, 19: Atop the Lonely Mountain
Tue, 18: Take a Number
Mon, 17: Hindsight
Sun, 16: Angel Pee
Sat, 15: Wanna Watch Kung Fu?
Fri, 14: Bond. Super Hot James Bond.
Thu, 13: Steal This Idea: Computer Virus
Wed, 12: Grannyskirts vs. Crazy Internet Words
Tue, 11: Eat One, Adopt the Other
Mon, 10: Necessary Dancing Only, Please
Sun, 09: Grumpyskirts
Sat, 08: Fraidyskirts
Fri, 07: Happy Late Early Birthday Christmas Day!
Thu, 06: Proving That There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question
Wed, 05: The Only Tree Worth Hugging
Tue, 04: Forget Terrorists and Beauty Queens
Mon, 03: Steal This Idea: Drive-Thru Desserts
Sun, 02: Save Money by Ordering Now
Sat, 01: Voted Most Likely to Become a Cat Lady

October 2008

Sat, 11: Plenty of Sunshine Headin' My Way
Fri, 10: Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Thu, 09: Next Up: Curing the Common Cold
Wed, 08: Amber Is the Color of Your Energy
Tue, 07: She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
Mon, 06: Whistle While You Work
Sun, 05: Elijah Wood, I'm Still Waiting
Sat, 04: In Case This College Thing Doesn't Work Out
Fri, 03: We Give You Thanks for Californiaaa, Here We Come
Thu, 02: Pew Pew!
Wed, 01: Catch-22: Hermit Edition

September 2008

Tue, 30: My Room is a Time Capsule
Mon, 29: Sippin' on My Haterade
Sun, 28: Until Frodo Baggins Becomes President, That Is
Sat, 27: I Prefer Catbert, Personally
Fri, 26: My Momma Raised a Quitter
Thu, 25: Sneaky Pete
Wed, 24: More Talk of Cat Ladies
Tue, 23: Internet, Say Hello to the Puppy
Mon, 22: Time to Calculate Manufacturing Overhead! Yeehaw!
Sun, 21: Stubbornness Kills the Cat Again
Sat, 20: Potential Google Soulmate
Fri, 19: I Don't Usually Hold With Foreign Food
Thu, 18: But There Were Some Who Resisted
Wed, 17: The King Has Got a Crown Again
Tue, 16: Squirrel Power
Mon, 15: P.S. Bees Still Freak Me Out
Sun, 14: The Scent of Guilt
Sat, 13: Cerebellum'd!
Fri, 12: The Shards of Narsil
Thu, 11: Forget Growing Up
Wed, 10: Quite Content to Ignore and Be Ignored
Tue, 09: Goodbye, Summer
Mon, 08: Oompa Loompas and Top Hats
Sun, 07: Sneezyskirts and Sternutation Cat
Sat, 06: The Dorky Forked Spork (from Ork)
Fri, 05: Just Kidding, Mom
Thu, 04: The Year of the Basketball
Wed, 03: The Best Part of Growing Up . . .
Tue, 02: All Shall Love Me and Despair
Mon, 01: For "Boston Boy"

August 2008

Sun, 31: Planning Ahead

July 2008

June 2008

Mon, 30: Sober in Milwaukee: Ambassador Hotel
Sun, 29: Sober in Milwaukee: Boat Tour 2
Sat, 28: Sober in Milwaukee: Boat Tour 1
Fri, 27: Sober in Milwaukee: Mall Madness
Thu, 26: Sober in Milwaukee: Stains on the Welcome Mat
Wed, 25: Sober in Milwaukee: Road Trip Games
Tue, 24: Sober in Milwaukee: Summer Vacation 2008
Mon, 23: No Cheese Curds This Time
Sun, 22: Open a Door, Save a Life
Sat, 21: Have Them Tip Their Hats
Fri, 20: Put Me Down As "Very Satisfied"
Thu, 19: You Laugh, But I Have the Stickers Somewhere
Wed, 18: Questions That Need Answering: Round Two
Tue, 17: And Bingo Was His Name-O
Mon, 16: Already Needing a Nap
Sun, 15: Flattery: The Handmaid of the Vices
Sat, 14: Leaving the Muffin Tops to the Muffins
Fri, 13: So That's Where the Sun Comes From
Thu, 12: Ain't Too Proud to Beg
Wed, 11: P.S. Pull Up Your Pants
Tue, 10: P.S. Put On Some Pants
Mon, 09: Buck Up, Soldier
Sun, 08: If Only Irony Could Fuel Our Cars
Sat, 07: Return to Sender
Fri, 06: But, I Never Baked A Fancy Cake!
Thu, 05: King of the Boundless Sea
Wed, 04: Putting My Best Feet Forward
Tue, 03: Nine in the Afternoon
Mon, 02: Invitez-Moi à Votre Fête
Sun, 01: Green-Eyed Monsterskirts

May 2008

Sat, 31: Not to Mention the Biggest Ella Fitzgerald Ever
Fri, 30: Go Team Venture!
Thu, 29: Don't Ask What Happened on June 30th
Wed, 28: Fly Me to the Moon
Tue, 27: We'll All Do the Fishstick
Mon, 26: Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone
Sun, 25: Late Night Tips: Working
Sat, 24: Tip for Google Users
Fri, 23: Internet Rehab
Thu, 22: Final Chance to Make Fish-Naming History
Wed, 21: Stowing Away in Dave Brubeck's Pocket
Tue, 20: By Team Christmas
Mon, 19: My Favorite Grass Addict
Sun, 18: Cast Your Votes Now!
Sat, 17: Not Alone Anymore
Fri, 16: At Least I Like Cats
Thu, 15: Keep In Mind, "Juan Pedro" Is Already Taken
Wed, 14: Team Memedroids 3: White Tiger
Tue, 13: Late Night Tips: Teh Interwebs
Mon, 12: Play That Cloud Game With Me
Sun, 11: Cabin Fever
Sat, 10: Lazy Children Left Behind
Fri, 09: On Behalf of Chocoholics Everywhere
Thu, 08: Late Night Tips: Books
Wed, 07: New Guest Blog Series
Tue, 06: Post-It Glue: The Bond of Love
Mon, 05: Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Caterpillar
Sun, 04: Forgotten Memories
Sat, 03: Holding on to Something
Fri, 02: You Wouldn't Know a Good Thing
Thu, 01: Unnecessary

April 2008

Wed, 30: By Gilligan, America's Finest List Mocker
Tue, 29: Crusades: Round Six (Vacation Edition)
Mon, 28: Packing Procrastinator
Sun, 27: Crusades: Round Five
Sat, 26: Turning in My Good Girl Badge
Fri, 25: Crusades: Round Four
Thu, 24: Crusades: Round Three
Wed, 23: Crusades: Round Two
Tue, 22: Crusades: Round One
Mon, 21: Touché, Little Brother
Sun, 20: Too Bad I'm Illiterate!
Sat, 19: Use Your Inside Voices
Fri, 18: Honest Abeskirts
Thu, 17: Video Blogging Premiere
Wed, 16: Botched Electrocutions, Anyone?
Tue, 15: Quite Content to Be a Noun
Mon, 14: Run, Skirts, Run!
Sun, 13: Post-It Note Confessions: Part Three
Sat, 12: The Fairest of Them All
Fri, 11: Hold the Nerdsauce
Thu, 10: When Practice Doesn't Make Perfect
Wed, 09: Addicted to Your Love
Tue, 08: Skills Inventory
Mon, 07: Kiss and Tell
Sun, 06: A Sad Day for HGTV and PETA
Sat, 05: E is for "Excellent" . . . or "Extremely Boring."
Fri, 04: Post-It Note Confessions: Part Two
Thu, 03: Most Boring Family Ever
Wed, 02: Post-It Note Confessions: Part One
Tue, 01: That Fruity Little Hat Kills Me

March 2008

Mon, 31: "S-T-O-P, new word, I-T."
Sun, 30: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Sat, 29: Cheap Therapy 2: Puppies
Fri, 28: Technical Difficulties in Skirtsville
Thu, 27: The Inevitable Twitter Entry
Wed, 26: These Bullets Won't Kill You
Tue, 25: Unrequited Love: Part Infinity
Mon, 24: A Case of the Mondays
Sun, 23: Questions That Need Answering
Sat, 22: Best Egg Hunt Ever
Fri, 21: When N64 Becomes Rachtastic
Thu, 20: Not Loving this Craptop
Wed, 19: I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
Tue, 18: By Thursday's Child, The Big-Brained and Great-Grammared
Mon, 17: Slow Child at Play
Sun, 16: Trying to Find the Bright Side
Sat, 15: One Ring to Cure Them All
Fri, 14: Cheap Therapy
Thu, 13: In Serious Need of a Trap Door in the Floor
Wed, 12: America, I Think We Have a Winner
Tue, 11: A Spoonful of Crazy Makes the Rumors Go 'Round
Mon, 10: Serious Skirts: Racism
Sun, 09: Second Generation Nerd
Sat, 08: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Three
Fri, 07: You've Got a Friend in Me
Thu, 06: Where Chocolate, Sock Monkeys, and American Idol Collide
Wed, 05: Bite-Sized Post (Now with More Marshmallows!)
Tue, 04: Team Memedroids 2: Crazy Eights
Mon, 03: 24 + Crappy Artwork = This Entry
Sun, 02: Patience is a virtue. Impatience is the reality.
Sat, 01: In Which I Broach the Subject of Leg Hair

February 2008

Thu, 28: Reality Television: Now 1% More Useful
Wed, 27: Refraining from making a "hump day" joke. Or not.
Tue, 26: Forecast: Buttfaced Tuesdays Ahead
Mon, 25: Mama's Little Procrastinators
Sun, 24: By James, Who Probably Has a Cute Accent and Slays Dragons for a Living
Sat, 23: I am poor. You are generous?
Fri, 22: Dear The World:
Thu, 21: Asking for Trouble. Again.
Wed, 20: Lazyskirts
Tue, 19: In Which I Ignore the Wisdom of Dooce*
Mon, 18: My Friends! You Bow to No One...
Sun, 17: Candyland Meets Skirtsville
Sat, 16: Famous Last Words
Fri, 15: I Spell Konfusion with a K
Thu, 14: You're My Favorite Work of Art
Wed, 13: Peace, Love, and Mittens
Tue, 12: Chunkyskirts, Juan Pedro, and Sanko
Mon, 11: When Ebaumsworld Was My World, Too
Sun, 10: I'm bringin Calvin and Hobbes back. (Beat that, Justin.)
Sat, 09: In Which I Try to Avoid Using the Phrase "Wicked Awesome"
Fri, 08: Cultured Skirts
Thu, 07: Global Bruising
Wed, 06: By GolfWidow, The Coolest of the Cool
Tue, 05: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. Two
Mon, 04: My Very First Photograph
Sun, 03: Rachelskirts vs. People Who Love Football
Sat, 02: "On a scale of one to awesome, I'm super cool."
Fri, 01: The Best Advice Usually Includes Llamas

January 2008

Thu, 31: My Future? It's a Bright One.
Wed, 30: Getting What I Need
Tue, 29: Embarrassing Skirts Trivia, Vol. One
Mon, 28: More Socks and More Monkeys
Sun, 27: Speaking of Target...
Sat, 26: I Less Than Three Sock Monkeys
Fri, 25: Bulleted List, Volume 493957
Thu, 24: To Arthur Dent:
Wed, 23: Failed Love Letter #2
Tue, 22: My Dad Is Pretty Cool, Too
Mon, 21: You Should Love My Little Brother
Sun, 20: Go Team Memedroids!
Sat, 19: My True Love Gave Me a Swiffer Duster
Fri, 18: I also wouldn't mind one of those Starbucks gift cards.
Thu, 17: Rachel + Skirts + The Windy City
Wed, 16: Yes, I love the smell of elevators. Still.
Tue, 15: This Turn is No Longer Unexpected
Mon, 14: In Which I Discover the True Cost of Procrastination
Sun, 13: Unexpected Turn for the Sappy, Part Two
Sat, 12: Best Wedding Ever
Fri, 11: "Have you ever heard a hungry dinosaur hiccup in the wind?"
Thu, 10: After a Conversation about Second Life, Sims 2, and World of Warcraft:
Wed, 09: Avenging my Childhood
Tue, 08: I'm turning into a yogurt commercial.
Mon, 07: To an Anonymous Reader:
Sun, 06: Unexpected Turn for the Sappy
Sat, 05: Just a Spoonful of Yeti . . .
Fri, 04: Facts of Life
Thu, 03: I just secured my position as Biggest Loser of 2008.
Wed, 02: List? Check. Picture? Check. Frodo Baggins? Check.
Tue, 01: And so begins the year of insanity...

December 2007

Mon, 31: This Post Made Possible by Sparkling White Grape Juice
Mon, 31: Rule 4: More Booze (Just Kidding)
Sat, 29: Why I Shouldn't Read the News
Sun, 23: Cute clothes are cheaper than therapy anyway.
Sat, 15: Therapization: Round One
Mon, 10: The Skirts, Unraveled
Thu, 06: Talking to Strangers
Wed, 05: Wanted: More Blankets
Sat, 01: Let the winter hibernation begin!

November 2007

Fri, 30: Don't let our brilliance intimidate you.
Thu, 29: They got a pepper bar!
Wed, 28: Food for Thought
Tue, 27: Where would I be without Paint?
Mon, 26: Just kidding. Hand over the chocolate.
Sun, 25: I'll do laundry after I level up, Mom!
Sat, 24: Born and Raised in America
Fri, 23: I won't be hugging any trees this week.
Thu, 22: Staying Far Away from Mirrors and Scales
Wed, 21: Driving Through the Midwest: Still Boring
Tue, 20: To Grandmother's House We Go
Mon, 19: 79 is the 22nd prime number.
Sun, 18: Internet Déjà Vu
Sat, 17: Halloween 2008: Costume Idea
Fri, 16: America, I worry about you sometimes.
Thu, 15: Flaring my nostrils wasn't working anyway.
Wed, 14: Reality is gonna kick me in the shins tomorrow.
Tue, 13: A Firm Believer in Having and Eating One's Cake
Mon, 12: I hope this week never ends.
Sun, 11: The simple things in life . . .
Sat, 10: Don't make me leave!
Fri, 09: Posting from my phone.
Thu, 08: I should totally be packing right now.
Wed, 07: Frequently Obsessive-Compulsive Flyer
Tue, 06: I'd rather be playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
Mon, 05: Yeah, these boys are so cool that they make Wal*mart fun.
Sun, 04: BFF Applications Available Upon Request
Sun, 04: Small, Teensy NaBloPoMo Rant
Sat, 03: I owe it all to Bill Watterson. And Scott Adams.
Fri, 02: The Ever-Present Gloom of Adolescence
Thu, 01: I used to spell "school" with a K. On purpose.
Thu, 01: NaBloPoMo 2007

October 2007

Sat, 27: 86 Useless Facts Left to Write, 86 Useless Facts . . .
Fri, 26: Clearly, I'm not the one chosen to bring sexy back.
Thu, 25: Dora the Demon
Tue, 23: Pumpkin or Cartman? Your call.
Fri, 19: Once Upon a Bagel
Tue, 16: Too bad I'm lazy.
Mon, 15: Twisted Logic
Sun, 14: News Flash
Sat, 13: Genius on Wheels
Fri, 12: At least the obituary will be joyful.
Thu, 11: 91 Things Still Not Accounted For
Wed, 10: Stubbornness is what really killed the cat.
Sat, 06: You know you live in Chicago when . . .
Fri, 05: May I alphabetize those calories for you?
Thu, 04: The cat isn't the only ridiculous one in this family.
Wed, 03: This is the same cat who thinks he's a dog.

September 2007

Sat, 29: The music video will be hella tight.
Fri, 28: 96 Things Called In Sick
Sat, 22: Sadly, things only went downhill from here.
Sat, 15: Childhood Tales: Professing My Love
Wed, 12: Fear of the Unknown
Sun, 09: Happy Birthday, Saggyskirts!
Sun, 02: Two Days 'Til I'm Twenty-Two

August 2007

Sat, 25: Putting the "Wreck" in "Emotional Trainwreck"
Thu, 23: Ugly backdrops are the key to really great pictures.
Wed, 22: You might want to disown me right about now.
Thu, 16: My desk belonged to Mary Poppins in a previous life.
Sat, 11: Photo Twittering: The Start of a New Obsession?
Fri, 10: In Which the Internet Loses One Cool Point... Maybe Two
Sat, 04: Why Taking Off Your Pants Can Save Lives

July 2007

Mon, 30: Finally Emptying Out My Camera
Sun, 29: Popcorn Ceilings: Real Estate's Version of Pimples
Fri, 27: My dad? He's a good guy.
Thu, 26: I guess I'll start up that orphanage some other week.
Fri, 20: We take road trip traditions very seriously in my family.
Fri, 20: Mud-Wrestling Babes vs. Browser Battles
Thu, 19: "I'm gonna be a procrastinator one day."
Mon, 16: Revenge for all those years of incessant tattling.
Fri, 13: Cleaning out the virtual attic...
Fri, 13: Miss Skirts, stop your bellyachin'.
Thu, 12: Employing pansies since 1978.
Sat, 07: In which I use the word "invite" a lot...
Fri, 06: Even Chuck Norris is impressed.
Wed, 04: Should I die for my country today...

June 2007

Sat, 30: The Official "Name That Car!" Contest:
Sat, 30: June 2007 Site Update
Wed, 27: Living vicariously through myself...
Mon, 25: On the plus side, a lot of my Sims characters are getting promotions.
Sat, 23: Confessions of an anal-retentive perfectionist:
Fri, 22: Making it quite obvious that I'm still unemployed.
Thu, 21: No victory dances just yet...
Wed, 20: Reason #937 that more stores should be open past midnight.
Tue, 19: Maybe I can avoid calling him by name.
Sat, 16: If I get this job, I am so paying to turn on the air conditioning.
Thu, 14: The brownies were pretty gosh dang delicious, too.
Tue, 12: Oh, and my iPod still won't turn on.
Tue, 12: Just one more reason to love Chicago...
Mon, 11: Cool. Now my leg hurts, too.
Sun, 10: That will be the real nightmare.
Fri, 08: My biography is gonna be one hell of a read.
Wed, 06: "You and your empty promises of holding hands..."
Mon, 04: And so begins the wedding season...

May 2007

Sun, 27: Because the Egyptians made it sound so fun...
Wed, 23: I still have a crush on Seth Cohen.
Thu, 17: Seriously, now. A rolling lollipop?
Wed, 16: Decorating for my Sims is much easier.
Wed, 09: Packing away some lovely memories...
Thu, 03: The high price of fame...
Tue, 01: My kind of town...

April 2007

Sun, 29: Blent was the roar of flame with weeping...
Wed, 25: More adventures with Herpes the Cockroach...
Tue, 24: The footsteps of doom...
Mon, 23: Don't try this one at home, kids.
Sun, 22: Also a handy feature to install on children and cats...
Sat, 21: You might be a ~~redneck~~ college student...
Sat, 14: I hope I have TiVo before next year's Olympics...
Wed, 11: Maybe life isn't so wretched...
Mon, 09: RE: Hell Week 2007
Mon, 02: What if the apple wants to fall far from the tree?
Sun, 01: Write scary entry on murder? Check.

March 2007

Mon, 26: If only I had wanted a pony like every other little girl...
Sun, 25: The hypotenuse is by far the most romantic side of the triangle.
Fri, 16: I'm failing to see the attraction here.
Sat, 10: I never miss saying "bomb" until I'm in an airport.
Sun, 04: Breaking promises instead of breaking hearts...
Fri, 02: I have this uncontrollable urge to punch someone.
Fri, 02: The Lullaby League vs. The Lollipop Guild

February 2007

Tue, 27: Goddesses of the internet...
Tue, 27: I would paint flaming bunnies on the side.
Tue, 27: P.S. Please stop wearing tapered pants.
Mon, 26: My passion for fonts made me famous.
Sat, 24: Take a little trip with me.
Sat, 24: It's Charmander, in case you were wondering.
Thu, 22: Even my plants drink filtered water.
Wed, 21: Parents, do not try this at home.
Wed, 14: Club is the bestest floor ever.