If I don't die peacefully in my sleep after one hundred years of piracy, then I would like to die in some way that makes for a kick-ass obituary. Getting mauled by a tiger at a zoo would do just fine. I love tigers, and what kid wouldn't be impressed to hear that Aunt Rachel met her end whilst struggling to escape from the jaws of a ferocious kitty cat? As a bonus, that would make for a really cool blog post for all you lovely people who know me online.
In case Heaven has internet access, though, I'd prefer the whole "dying peacefully in my sleep" routine.
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Jace of Fuse!
December 30, 2007 12:05 AM
What a delightfully morbid post!
I think dying by leaving my body to be uploaded into a consciousness repository would suit me nicely. Failing that, I would like to be shot out of a torpedo bay into space.
Or stuffed and mounted next to a fireplace. It really doesn't matter to me too terribly much, really.
Chris Magnusson
December 30, 2007 1:22 AM
Of course Heaven has internet access. It wouldn't be Heaven without internet access. Hell probably has it too, but it's filtered so you can only look at the really crappy sites. I assume that purgatory doesn't have internet access.
Chris Magnusson
December 30, 2007 1:26 AM
Oh, and speaking of, I just found the following: http://www.todmaffin.com/blog/when-i-die-i-want-to-be-a-vegetarian-entree
Sanko
January 1, 2008 11:12 PM
Of course... you being and aunt requires me having kids, and we all know that ain't happening.