Bulleted List, Volume 493957

January 25, 2008 11:50 PM

Things I learned today:

  • I am petrified of using the paper cutter at work (or anywhere, for that matter). If I somehow accidentally chopped off part of a finger, I wouldn't be able to go on with my life. I need to be able to play piano.

  • People who play in rock bands should never look like they're doing the "pee pee dance" whilst they're playing a guitar solo. In fact, anyone over the age of seven should not be doing that dance. Ever.

  • Once you watch one YouTube video with a group of friends, you then have to watch every video they've ever found funny or great.

  • The only thing that can make a YouTube Videofest funnier is when the dog comes in from outside and scootches along the rug, leaving a trail of snow in front of the laptop on the floor.

  • I seriously need to stop posting entries between 11:50 p.m. and midnight. I apparently don't write well under pressure.

Comments (7) | Link to this entry
To Arthur Dent: | I Less Than Three Sock Monkeys

Comments (7)

Krissi

January 26, 2008 1:29 AM

*does the pee-pee dance whilst LOL at your post* :) Thanks for making me smile (even though its o'dark'o'clock)

P.S. Saw you on the Blog 365 mega feed - cheers!!

Pixelation

January 26, 2008 1:56 AM

I hope "pee pee" dance is an official term. Only, not really.

gRegor

January 26, 2008 2:21 PM

No twittering all day Friday? Or today so far? Where is The Skirts?!

golfwidow

January 26, 2008 6:33 PM

I don't do the pee-pee dance by choice. It's sort of like a rain dance for the Golfwidowist, except that I'm holding out for the opposite result.

Jeremiah

January 26, 2008 10:25 PM

My art projects almost always require paper cutters... That or the more fun, MAT-BOARD cutters.

Those you can get a separate straight edge to cut with. Then you can make quick, silent, ninja like deadly slices on mat-boards OR people. Proves to be quite effective on the jugular.

Rachelskirts

January 29, 2008 1:40 AM

Krissi - Glad you stopped by! I'll be sure to swing by your blog, too, where I fully expect to see a video of you doing the pee pee dance, alright?

Pixelation - My very lovely and grown-up and poised office roomie was with me at the concert, and she's the one who leaned over to whisper/shout, "OH MY GOSH, HE'S DOING THE PEE-PEE DANCE!" I laughed so hard that I spit in her face.

gRegor - I don't know how that happened! I kept meaning to write things, but then I got super busy at work. I went straight from there to dinner and then to a concert. I had exactly ten minutes to write this post before midnight, and then I collapsed. I remember thinking to myself as I fell asleep, "Oh my gosh. I didn't post at Twitter today! WEIRD."

golfwidow - HAH. Oh my goodness. I love that you bring the same level of wit and awesomeness to your comments that you bring to your blog. You're my hero.

Jeremiah - I'm going to back away slowly now and give you time to ponder the fact that you just mentioned ninjas and slices to the jugular all in the same sentence. This is causing a bit of concern for me as a pirate.

Thursday's Child

February 2, 2008 11:57 PM

This is why I only ever send Youtube videos to people over IM. That way, I can choose to ignore them when they send me 3000 links back.