Facts of Life

January 4, 2008 9:49 PM
  • Telling someone they have a "distinctive walk" is a great way to ensure they never walk normally again.
  • Spandex is never flattering.
  • Stealing a street sign is a lot harder than it sounds.
  • Shouting "You dropped your pocket!" to passersby never grows old.
  • Female pirates should not have mustaches.

Gender-Confused Pirate

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Chris Magnusson

January 5, 2008 12:25 AM

Females period should not have mustaches.

And I agree with #4. Good thing I've never met anyone who went by that name. Or they might think I like them.

Chris Magnusson

January 5, 2008 1:04 AM

D'oh! I just noticed the post title. Now I have the theme song from The Facts Of Life in my head. Darn you, Rachel!

Rachelskirts

January 6, 2008 11:26 PM

Chris Magnusson - This is true. I am very glad to be mustache-free. I should probably write a song about that at some point.

P.S. Try humming "The Song That Never Ends" instead.

Thursday's Child

January 7, 2008 5:46 PM

Hmm. Gender bender pirate puzzles have always been my favorites. They're pirates and politically correct, so everybody wins!

gRegor

January 9, 2008 9:46 PM

Not even milk mustaches?

Rachelskirts

January 10, 2008 2:28 PM

Thursday's Child - I dare you to start collecting them as a hobby.

gRegor - Milk mustaches are totally acceptable, as are chocolate milk mustaches. Hairy mustaches, however, are 100% banned from the faces of female pirates.