lol

Will there be an army of snow goons? Any snow-disembowelments? Missing limbs? Your father not being able to go to work in the morning because there is a large snowman laying in front of the car?

Jeremiah - :)

chris - One is sandwiched between a cannon and a cannonball, and it has a hole through its belly. There's another that is chasing after its head. Yes, there was most certainly an army. No, we did not block the driveway with a giant snow goon, but only because my dad was in the midst of using the snow-blower to clear the driveway the whole time we were outside.

My favorite part of that story?

"Calvin, those things out front are hideous! Why can't you build a normal snowman?"

"I tried!"

Or the part at the end where they are all melting and Calvin admits to not learning anything from the experience. Though that tends to be my favorite part of all C&H stories.

You put.

Chocolate chips.

On a snowman.

I love you forever.

I feel you might be in need of a Snowman building course... no offence.

don't listen to James... he's obviously just jealous of your mad snowman-building skillz. I love them... I'm ashamed that I've never thought of making my own goons. Probably because we get like a half-inch of snow per year.

I think I might agree with Golfwidow. Now, if the blood was some sort of strawberry jam or syrup or something, then we'd really be getting serious.

Tez - *happy sigh* Man, I love Calvin and Hobbes so much.

golfwidow - Hurray! I can die happy now. :)

James - You're in need of a Snow Goon Judging course. No offense.

seven - I've never made any before, either! I mean, we made snowmen as kids all the time. Snow GOONS, though? Not so much. We're currently buried under several feet of snow, so I really have absolutely no excuse.

Thursday's Child - My mom probably would've frowned on the idea of strawberry jam leaking all over her porch railing. Maybe some other time. :)