#1, yes. #2, yes. #3, yes. But if you were really, really tiny, #4 could be your friends!

chris: Hahaha. Best comment of the week, hands down.

Why such a combination? Such plans for your church co-workers?

Dude, maybe I'm just messed up or something, but those just totally tickle my fancy. Except the dust mites. Ew.

Imagine, if you will...

Torturing someone to death with dust mites, then eating the corpse.

Don't forget Goatse.

If you're gonna invoke the Goatse, you gotta mention Tubgirl.

You should check out the article on democracy among pirates from the Boston globe yesterday. It was called Everyone in Favor Say, Yarghh. That cracks me up every time. I'm sure you can find it at Boston.com. There's this great quote about how all the people who have a penchant to say Yarghh probably have some deep seeded yearning for freedom as well. It made me smile.

You know, this might seem a bit rude, since this is the first thing I have written in a month, but...I couldn't help but notice that your dates are almost a month behind...

Many years ago I was in a slump. I was in university and having a hard time getting up to do anything other than watch Oprah (do not judge the choice of show, it was slumptastic viewing at it's best). Anyway, she had a whole show on bed bugs and dust mites. I was engrossed. Then just grossed out. I promptly shut off the tv and did laundry for the next four days. I credit my turnaround to Oprah. And dust mites. Because seriously, once you see those buggers up close on tv, it haunts you. HAUNTS YOU.

My number 1 least favorite google search ever: Harlequin Babies.

I still have nightmares from the images. That being said, search at your own risk.