Me: Hey, Mom, can we go to New York & Co. after our hair appointments? I'm two cute shirts short of what I need for my trip.
Mom: Absolutely!
Adam: You know, you could just wear regular shirts. Those work just as well.
Me: If you were going to hang out with a posse of girls for the week, you'd want to look nice.
Adam: I wouldn't bring clothes.

It is a wonder that kid is still single.