Me: I'd like to fill out an application—
Post Office Employee: [world's largest eye roll]
Me: —for a P.O. box.
Post Office Employee: Oh. For a P.O. box? Sure thing.

What, like I was dragging my 22-year-old body to the Post Office with my mommy in tow to fill out an application for employment? Nice try, buddy, but you'll have to find some other gullible soul to make out with in the janitor's closet. But keep up the good work on the eye rolling. The ladies dig that.