I think I forgot to mention this two months ago, but HEY, we got a puppy a while back. Right after our Sober in Milwaukee trip, actually. His name is Shadow, and he's a four-month-old Border Collie. His proper name is Shadow of the Shire, which we just decided by family vote a few days ago. (I think this was my family's way of trying to get me to be more of a dog person.)

Anyway, there he is, giving me the, "I am totally destroying your keys, but you won't stop me because it's the cutest thing ever, NA NA-NA BOO BOO" look. (Note that I tried to name him Shadow, the Dark Terror of the Night.)