Giant *three-toed* statues.

Islands that move themselves.

Noogies that give you good hair.

Wait, those don't exist yet so, technically, there cannot be *more* of them. Does my vote still count?

White Mice and Paranoid Androids.

Oh, and regarding epic soundtracks. How could there ever be any more epic that the soundtrack from The Last of the Mohicans?

Swashbuckling!

Nooooo, not Animatronics!! They scare the ever-loving sh!t outta me.

If your looking for epic soundtracks, just go look up Hans Zimmer. He's done a few. Oh, and for animatronics, I'll take Jurassic Park anyday...and for soundtracks...In fact, you didn't have dinosaurs on there anywhere. I'm disappointed.

Eh, ya gotta be careful with pirates... we need the 18th century swashbuckling kind, but not the modern-day Somali kind.

I'd add: talking pets, preferably dogs.

Tree houses DEFINITELY. But how about talking animals?

Ents. If only they were real. --sigh--

Uuh, I second more pirates. If only so all the global warming nuts would have to shut up.

I was just commenting about this on Twitter. Git out mah hayed.

I want ice cream cupcakes.

And yes, you can have more of something that doesn't exist. "`You mean you can't take LESS,' said the Hatter: `it's very easy to take MORE than nothing.' "

Sausages
Good paying IT jobs
Tree llamas with antlers
Triple bacon chili cheeseburgers
Soda fountains at every street corner
Mail order brides
Chocolate cows
and people chatting in IRC