If James Bond Was a Cat Lady

April 04, 2009 @ 11:43 PM • Comments (2)

A crumb has been sitting beneath the G key on my laptop for three weeks now. For much of that time, I have been annoyed and sometimes even angered by its presence. Today, however, I decided to embrace the situation at hand. I welcomed the crumb to the family, named it Gus Gus, and invited it out for a cup of tea.

And then I cackled and promptly drowned the amiable fool.

golfwidow
golfwidow

Ho gettato un dardo a ti.

Which means "I threw a dart at you."

See http://www.golfwidow.net/archives/012227.html .

Mystery Man
Mystery Man

I AM INDEED THE MYSTERYMAN! I TOO HAD AN EVERLASTING ANNOYANCE. Mr. SMUDGE ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN!

I embraced his cunning. Dark screens he would scream at me and would fade with lighter pleasantries.

One day he was ruining a movie. I snapped and wiped his smudgy little ass away for all eternity.

Alas, he sent a party invite when he moved in and his friends have been showing up to see the new place. I have not the heart to kill them all, for now.

PS: That is not my real email
PSS: The URL might be a good read. I haven't read it but I'll assume it to be a good read as I know you've dealt/deal with the issue.
PSSS: Will you every figure out my true identity!