If James Bond Was a Cat Lady
A crumb has been sitting beneath the G key on my laptop for three weeks now. For much of that time, I have been annoyed and sometimes even angered by its presence. Today, however, I decided to embrace the situation at hand. I welcomed the crumb to the family, named it Gus Gus, and invited it out for a cup of tea.
And then I cackled and promptly drowned the amiable fool.
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April 05, 2009
Ho gettato un dardo a ti.
Which means "I threw a dart at you."
See http://www.golfwidow.net/archives/012227.html .
April 09, 2009
I AM INDEED THE MYSTERYMAN! I TOO HAD AN EVERLASTING ANNOYANCE. Mr. SMUDGE ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN!
I embraced his cunning. Dark screens he would scream at me and would fade with lighter pleasantries.
One day he was ruining a movie. I snapped and wiped his smudgy little ass away for all eternity.
Alas, he sent a party invite when he moved in and his friends have been showing up to see the new place. I have not the heart to kill them all, for now.
PS: That is not my real email
PSS: The URL might be a good read. I haven't read it but I'll assume it to be a good read as I know you've dealt/deal with the issue.
PSSS: Will you every figure out my true identity!