You know Sassy and Salem and Garfield and Fluffy
Felix and Catbert and Heathcliff and Scratchy
But do you recall
The most famous kitten of all?
Mr. Kittypants, the bow-mouthed kitten
Had a very funny mouth
And if you ever saw it
You would want to send it south
All of the other kittens
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let Mr. Kittypants
Join in any catnip games
Then one fuzzy Christmas Eve
Rachelskirts came to say,
Mr. Kittypants with your mouth so weird
Won't you try to grow a beard?
Then all the kittens licked him
As they purred and meowed with glee
Mr. Kittypants, the bow-mouthed kitten
You'll go down in history!
.png)
Comments (2) |
.png)
Link to this entry
Get off the Road! Quick! | 
Welcome to 2010
Comments (2)
sthorwall
December 30, 2009 5:14 PM
*applause*
I wonder what it would be like to spend Christmas with that whole kitty gang. And I wonder what sort of presents they'd bring.
(Also, please note the similarities between Mr. Kittypants and the profile photo of Rachelskirts at the top of the page...)
chips zynga
March 9, 2010 5:47 PM
im continually surfing about the web nearly all of the working day hence I tend to browse significantly, which isn't usually a beneficial matter as nearly all of the internet sites I see are made up of worthless crap copied from some other internet websites a zillion times, on the other hand I have to compliment you because this site is really enjoyable and also provides a bit of original substance, so kudos for removing the pattern of simply duplicating other individual's blogs and forums, in case you ever want to have fun with playing a few hands of myspace poker with me let me know - you have my e-mail :)