This week has been out to get me. The fan on my server (Rachelskirts.com is hosted twenty feet from my bedroom) is about to explode, so I'll skip the lengthy posts that are welling up inside of me and say this:

• We no longer own small weights, so I completed the first days of the 30 Day Shred using my Ugg boots instead. They're heavy-ish. Stop looking at me like that.
• Transcribing a four-hour ordination ceremony for a pastor will get you ten sore fingers, two free brownies, and twenty pastors asking about your Blue Snowball mic.
• Timmy Venture, my betta fish, is going to outlive us all.