Sims 4 is only available for Windows, which I discovered after purchasing the game on my MacBook Pro and downloading the Origin game-distribution software and fighting with OS X to let me install Origin and then staring in disbelief at a "this game cannot be played, sucker" message, not unlike the saga shared in the latest episode of Rage Quit (disclaimer: language is NSFW).

This is obviously heartbreaking news, since I love the entire Sims series and don't really have a decent Windows machine at the moment to enjoy the new content. However, I must admit that I cackled a bit at the idea of EA snubbing Apple so boldly. Adam and I were discussing this via text message while I waited for Sims 3 and some expansion packs to re-install (obvs), and I think we've both chosen well:

Me: EVEN THE SOUNDTRACK IS WINDOWS ONLY.
Adam: :( WUT
Me: THE GREAT BATTLE OF OUR TIME HAS BEGUN. EA VS. APPLE. CHOOSE SIDES NOW.
Adam: Ick. I choose BioWare.
Me: I choose a mortal life.
Adam: I choose you, Pikachu!