Once Upon a Bagel

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Dear Kyle from Panera,

You don't know me, but I think you're rather dreamy. My coworkers were teasing me yesterday that my only chance for finding a boyfriend here was to nab a Panera guy, since that's the only public place I really go anymore. I'd like to do just that. I'd like to nab you. Would you mind?

I'd let my fish boyfriend tell you what a lovely person I am, but he's currently dead. You'll just have to take a leap of faith.

It doesn't take much to keep me happy, either. Just stare at me with your gorgeous eyes and feed me Panera goods once in a while. That's it. If you let me watch LOTR and play Sims 2, I'll . . . nevermind.

Just, please let me nab you, even if "nab" is becoming a very weird-looking word the more I type it. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Much love,
Rachelskirts

P.S. I didn't even mind that you couldn't make me a mocha this morning because the machine was broken. Your smile fixed everything.

P.P.S. I'm still going to marry Frodo Baggins when he finds me, though. Just so we're clear on that.

Jace of Fuse!

Jace of Fuse!

You need to let me know if this sort of public/secret/non-anonymous proclamation of overwhelming fascination for a stranger working at a place of business you frequently visit actually works out for you. Because if this does indeed work I just might be motivated to spend more time getting my new web-server put together.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Jace of Fuse! - Trust me, I'll be making an eHarmony-ish commercial of some sort should this whole thing with Kyle work out. (Panera Kyle. Not to be confused with Hampton Inn Kyle of 2003, whose story has yet to be told on this blog.) You should put your new web-server together anyway. BECAUSE I'M GETTING IMPATIENT, SENOR!

Kim

Kim

Aww. Forgetting about your beloved fishy boyfriend already? Shame Rachelskirts, shame.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Kim - Aww, you're torturing me by making me feel so guilty! I just want someone to make me ice cream cones and hot chocolate until Hercules is resurrected! Like . . . a temporary fill-in boyfriend? Is that okay? Agh! *breaks down sobbing*

jen lemen

jen lemen

this is too adorable for words. luckily panera has free wireless, so all you need to do next is leave your blogcard lying around. good luck.

Scott

Scott

Wouldn't it be nice if he already plays SIMS 2 and owns a dagger that glows blue every once in a while?

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

jen lemen - Aiee!! You visited my blog! (I sat front and center at your "Small is Beautiful" session at BlogHer, which was one of my favorite parts of that whole weekend, and I've been lurking at your blog ever since.) Anywho, I had totally forgotten about the free wireless thing, and I may just have to name a child or a kitten after you if that blogcard idea works. :)

Scott - Ha! I would swoon right off a cliff if that turned out to be true.

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Hmm. Is this what it takes? Must I become a hot bread peddler to attract women?

Hmm.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Thursday's Child - Hahah! Something like that. Provide things that women want — tasty food, chocolate, a world free of Comic Sans — and we will flock to you. Maybe. No guarantees. We are, after all, allowed to change our minds.

Tez

Tez

I don't recommend going for Frodo. I hear he has some serious baggage.

Rachelskirts

Rachelskirts

Tez - Well, consider me to be a baggage claim area, then. At least for Frodo's baggage. *dreamy sigh*

Oh, and thanks for stopping by! I see you have the whole joint-blogging thing going on. My friend and I have started up a shared blog, too, but we haven't really figured out what to write about that would be different from what we put on our separate blogs. I may just spend a chunk of time yoinking inspiration from your site tonight. :)