Find Me Elsewhere

Apparently, I have made it my goal to take over the internet, one site at a time. I've left my mark at all of the following places:


This my main account, where I share funny quips and musings and whatnot.

The private account, full of emotions and opinions.

Sometimes, I remember to quote my way through the extended editions of the Lord of the Rings movies.

I have numerous other Twitter accounts, and the full list (along with the story of how this obsession began) can be found at


I share a lot of hedgehog content on Instagram Stories, and on Mondays, I share what I'm eating at Panera.

It's all selfies. I find this way funnier than I should.

Other Sites

Sadly, that's just the tip of the iceberg. If you want to hunt me down further, just drop me an email or something.