All comments, suggestions, praises, love songs, complaints, hate mail, and short stories may be sent to email@example.com.
If you're more inclined to color me a picture with crayons or share some of your favorite chocolate, you are welcome to ask for my mailing address. (I do not have a public post office box at this point, since I plan to move out of the state within the next few months.) I do reserve the right to say no, and you reserve the right to be slightly butthurt if I do.
Note: If you do send a package or a note, please include a return address, so I can send you a thank-you card!