P.S. Put On Some Pants

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Dear Girl at the Mall,

I regret to inform you that you have no butt. This is not an exaggeration. Your four-inch skirt (and man, am I being generous there) never revealed anything but legs when you and your boyfriend swaggered in front of my mother and me, which is absolute proof that you were born without a rear end. I guess that explains why your boyfriend didn't seem all that excited by your trying-so-hard-to-be-sultry ensemble. Too bad. In other news, I'd like to borrow that skirt from you at some point. I think it'd make a fantastic belt.

Yours truly,
Rachelskirts

seven

seven

This post made me giggle so hard-core. If that's even possible.

"I think it'd make a fantastic belt" was the best closing line I've ever heard.

Scrangie

Scrangie

"Sultry" LMAO- choice word there :) I might not have been as nice! XD But then again, I can be a little harsh toward females who try to bare as much skin as possible without showing the naughty bits. What can I say? I'm a -spiteful woman- Webster's definition. XD XD XD

JB

JB

Aaaaaaand you should CC this letter to every teenaged girl out there who thinks they're being sultry when their non-ass is hanging out of their not-quite-a-skirt. So, basically, you should CC this letter to 90% of teenaged girls.

golfwidow

golfwidow

If she mates with one of those boys who wears his jeans halfway down his thighs, will they get fully-dressed offspring?

blaez

blaez

*can't stop laughing about golfwidow's comment*

chris

chris

On a perhaps slightly-related note, I saw a teenager today whose pants were pulled up all the way. However, she (I think it was a she) was wearing her belt below her behind.