The Official "Name That Car!" Contest:

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Q: What's red, shiny, and smells like fast food?

A: Your mom's mouth! (zing!) Or, perhaps, the new Kia Sedona in our garage, which my parents brought home today just in time for dinner. We christened it almost immediately by running out to Quizno's to spill crumbs all over the floor.

The next step, of course, is to come up with a name for this new van. The other vehicles in the family have awesomely uncreative names like "Mini" (yes, it's a minivan), "Squirt," and "Midnight." My Texas boys, on the other hand, have great vehicles like "El Guapo," "Moiya," and "The Three Cylinders of Fury" (a Geo Metro).

Essentially, you don't want to leave anyone in my family in charge of naming things. (Our cats are even named Carmel and Callico. Guess what color fur they have!) Therefore, I'm appealing to the more creative minds of the internet...

What would you name this vehicle?

Jacob

Jacob

I think it should be named "The Lightning Bug."

Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child

Hands down, it has to be James Dean. Its name has to ooze coolness to make up for the fact that, you know, it's a minivan.

Evelynn Devin

Evelynn Devin

This has nothing to do with your 'name the van contest.' i was looking up firework shows in my area and i came upon this line

"twittervision: Rachel S. (Rachelskirts) - 2 days ago in WATERTOWN, CT, US. Already growing weary of the late-night fireworks in the neighborhood. 2 days ago in WATERTOWN, CT, US ..."

you must live in the same neighborhood as me. i wanted to kill those people! every night for several nights they would start lighting off fireworks after 10 pm and keep going till like 1am. the worst thing was that it started on a fucking wed. had they been doing it on a fri or sat i wouldn't have cared. actually as i write this i think the town is doing their fireworks show. i can kinda see it through my window but there are trees in the way... anyhow it's weird to find someone who lives so close. you should check out my stumble page (http://edevin.stumbleupon.com) or e-mail me.

Honeybuns

Honeybuns

I would say "Mojo"...think about it for a minute