All Shall Love Me and Despair

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There is ample reason to celebrate on September 2. For one thing, my best friend is still alive on his 26th birthday. He comes back from Iraq in three weeks. If I'm super sneaky, I might get to see him before he returns in December. These things make me smile.

But the real holiday here is National Beheading Day. As my chocolate Easter bunny can tell you, I am a big fan of decapitation. When I am queen, heads will roll. Can't learn to spell "definitely"? Beheaded! Chew with your mouth open as you talk through a movie? Beheaded! Unable to pinpoint Australia on a world map? Beheaded! Refuse to pull up your gosh damn pants? Beheaded! And pantsed!

Needless to say, I'm pretty excited by all of this. However, as I am not yet queen, I shall be content to bite the heads off of my Teddy Grahams, whose only fault is to be delicious. Mmm.

Michael

Michael

Did it HAVE to be the word definitely? Of all words THAT one? Seriously! I'm pretty sure we had a conversation about that word the other day. You hate me don't you...?

chris

chris

I'm pretty sure that being delicious is not a fault, at least for food items. Being disgusting, nauseating, and repulsive, on the other hand... Also, being delicious when it comes to survival...

Ren

Ren

Hopefully pantsed BEFORE being beheaded. Much more humiliating that way, don't ya think? I defanetly think so.

Sarah

Sarah

Don't forget: Talk on the phone while at the register thusly (is that a word?) ignoring the person helping you? Beheaded.

All of those people need to be gone.

Kelly

Kelly

I find it to be September 4th so I do think that it means it's your birthday as well as mine! Anyhow, happy birthday, Rachel! Hope you have a fantastic year!