Driving Through the Midwest: Still Boring


Spending thirteen or more hours on the road with family members means you'll either find nothing funny or everything funny. Although we got off to a rather rough start, we were eventually able to band together in making fun of Indiana. (Sorry, Indiana readers.) I'll have to tell that story when I'm not posting from my phone, but in the meantime, rest assured that my brother and I laughed for five minutes straight about a street named "Garoffolo Blvd." My dad claimed there was a creature by that name that was part giraffe and part buffalo. We were so amused by this that it took us a good two minutes to figure out that "Sitting in the car hard to stand?" wasn't the stupidest billboard ever. So yeah. Good trip so far.