Dear Cute Tuesday Boy,
I'm sorry you got reprimanded today. I told the whole story to Juan Pedro the sock monkey, and he is just as bummed as I am. (See above picture for proof of our sadness. And my unphotogenicness. wtf? That isn't a word. Sorry.) Anyway, never fear. I have plans. I won't let them tear us apart so easily.
Stay strong, love.
Yours Truly (Until Elijah Wood Finds Me),