Rachelskirts.com just disappeared from the internet for thirty whole minutes, and I haven't been so close to hyperventilating since the last time my mother cleaned my room. Actually, I did hyperventilate then.
Also, you should all be watching The Phantom Tollbooth right now. Why? It will make my father furrow his brow and say things like, "That is one sick movie," and "It was made by godless commies!" Plus, the title of this entry is a lyric sung in the movie by a giant purple cloud, The Awful Din, who serves as the sidekick to some Dr. Dischord or something. Laughter guaranteed.